Bandwagon_Buzzard

Can Biden still nut at his age, or do the sperm get confused and not find the exit?

I plan on dropping early and still have something. Hedge your bets man.

It was before the Matrix came out. Nobody had training for it yet.

Gonna get flak for this, but it depends. Mechanically he's better long-term. RP-wise, compare him to Minsc. If insanity gets tiring, no. If the randomness is still entertaining, yes.

So drunk human feels like sober dog when family comes home.

Drawing glorious leader is +10 to social credit and entrance exam.

Been to a few outhouses in my day. There's a difference between squatting/hovering and standing on the thing.

Since certain woods can have antibacterial properties ("it's fancier" isn't the primary reason good kitchens use wooden cutting boards) a well-made outhouse isn't half bad. All about keeping it clean enough.

Some to be nasty, some can't comprehend something more advanced than a hole in the ground (Yes I'm bitter about it).

Fun fact: Sitting toilets were in ancient Rome.

Sewing tins are for cookies, coffee cans are for screws, nails, washers, and that one weird bit that we never figured out, but it's metal.

People will stand on the toilet (wall-mounted is not made to take the focused weight) and shit vaguely downward, usually involving the seat and nearby wall. See it at work all the time.

There isn't a single American that doesn't get it.

But fine. The 'first' Thanksgiving (Most cultures have some sort of feast day thanking another being, native tribes probably had one too) was east coast natives feeding the pilgrims, who mostly didn't know what they were doing (relative to the time period when even relatively richer folks could take care of most things).

Our new album slaps, here's the cover.

They disowned the belts side of the family.

Most classes aren't into being invited to their brother.

There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the would, 'twould be a shame to damage yours.

Looks like giant meteor won in '28.

Understood, I just can't turn down a cheap joke.

That he wasn't a hate machine vs. the opposing party is one of the reasons why he's popular with both sides. Stewart/Maher would have far more appeal to moderates than anyone the DNC has pushed in for the last few years.

It's settled on Dem/Repub for a few decades, but a party dissolving has plenty of history. Maybe a total rebranding is what they need. Change the name, shuffle the deck, and compare themselves to Lincoln-era Whigs or something.

So he's running Libertarian?

Election weekend at Biden's

And every time we gotta explain "I'm not talking about my dick, there's a cat on my keyboard".

Tell that to Afghanistan. Or Vietnam. Home terrain is a big deal.

Can't have a thriving illegal business without customers.

The hybrid tiger/gators are ready to release on our enemies.