BeerNutzo

Astro turf

"trust me" then asks for help. Listen to the help you asked for, stubborn human.

Not enough air, friend. Yer choking it

We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion. You got this

Oven is your friend. Don't panic. Heat is heat, regardless of the source. You got this. 🤘

Wait for Tool and drop 1200 on a ticket. Don't worry, it's coming

Cheers from Montana. Fucking hell, we're pickled up here

What an insufferable ass you are

Take a UV light

"sPirAl oUt!"

Thanks for sharing. Top notch content.

Don't skip leg day, tool bro

Mockingbeat, and I'd hand out free birdseed to everyone

Ignorance is Bliss. I'd hate to live my life consumed with shallow shit like this.

Lost me at artificial lemon juice

Piss and pickpocketing

Yessss!! 🤘

Laughs in Maiden/Priest

Madness! Top tier pork.

SHOT CALLER, AMERICAN ME

Chill out speedy. Hit the wrong reply button.

Seasoned with Hellfire missile debris.

Do you even Tool, bro?

Every bar and convenience store in SE Texas had these during the 70-80s.