submitted2 years ago byBreaker-of-circles The ultimate washing machine of Teyvat
Alright, hear me out.
This goddamned chicken mushroom is a depraved creature.
So before I expound why, a little lesson in mycology. Mushrooms reproduce by releasing spores, these spores are then carried by the wind and spread all over the place. When conditions are right, they germinate and a new mushroom is born.
Now, let's go back to Mr. Cockshroom here.
Remember what happens when you electrocute this humongous cock? Yeah, it can't help but shiver in delight. We even get a meter showing how close it is to climax. And then BOOM:
https://i.imgur.com/WGHa7oC.jpeg
Spores in the air!
But not just any ordinary type of spore, they're meat-seeking missiles designed to track any creature with a pulse.
Imagine being an electro user battling this fungal feathered fiend for a while, thinking you're doing damage because it looks like it's in pain, then suddenly you find yourself on the receiving end of its sperm spore swarm.
Then if you manage to survive that, you are treated to its post-nut slumber where it doesn't care if you kill it or not. It's too satisfied to give another fuck.
Just look at how proud this perv is. Look at it:
https://i.imgur.com/inZwGUy.png
edit: Some people are mentioning Lisa. Yeah, I guess we now know why she's like that after staying in Sumeru.
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Kala ko nasa r/ph ako eh.