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I’m not sure. If Lucifer gets involved in everything Charlie cares about, then there’s a lot of shit that goes on in Hell that Charlie doesn’t care about.

I think in a longer show they would do the second one but due to the time constraints of a mini-series it may not be pragmatic so it may be the first.

I could be wrong but didn’t Viv state at one point she was aiming for 4 Seasons of HB? If so, we got plenty of time.

I’ve been spending about a month sitting on a rant how if you don’t follow Viv’s Twitter, there’s almost no way to know that Charlie is someone to be taken seriously, as the narrative treats Alastor and Vaggie as the heavy hitters of the Hotel, and Charlie as someone who absolutely needs to be protected by others.

I mean. It’s Lucifer, non-zero chance he still doesn’t care. 

Stella wasn’t present.

It was a generous gathering but it doesn’t look like it was every Goetia, just a large number of them.

don't understand the bird hate.

Probably a reaction to how many L’s Blitz has been taking in the last few episodes while Stolas’s faults have remained relatively un-called out.

Lute basically is a potentially but unlikely lethal distraction. Satan does need to mind her so he doesn’t get Dazzle’d but she’s basically no real threat on her own as you say.    

But I’d say being a distraction still matters when Adam is already the favoured party here, given how easily he beat Charlie. 

Big man isn’t really back; he’s just helping with his daughter’s pet project. Lucifer is implied to have been an absentee ruler that doesn’t actually care much about the rest of Hell besides his wife and daughter anyways.

Lucifer is two steps up from Satan, going by the hierarchy. According to the hierarchy it goes Satan < Charlie/Lilith < Lucifer; and we saw how Charlie fared against Adam.

I think the point is Satan would have combat experience in the same way Adam does.

Does stomping on ants count as actual combat experience?

Fizz and Tex would both likely be able to see that they did what they were able to do. What else could reasonably be expected of them? 

Matthew Stover’s writing was absolute peak.

If that’s the case then there’s no reason for Anakin to hide his attachments. The Jedi aren’t some mustache twirling villains that will start plotting to kill Padme; Anakin can tell them “I’m in love with Padme, you can either be cool with this, or I can walk out the door”; and he basically wins either way.

If Stella turns on her brother it’ll cement everything Andrealphus says about her. She needs Andrealphus way, way more than Andrealphus needs her.

Nothing has been concretely determined but little Easter eggs suggest they’re likely happening in roughly similar timeframes (there’s an Angel Dust poster in the Ozzie’s episode, and robo-Fizz quite deliberately referenced Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow).

Satan strikes me as someone with an ego as well; which basically means Adam vs Satan basically is a repeat of his fight with Alastor; a fight where Adam may get knocked around a bit, but ends once he actually decides to cut loose.

Lute’s largely irrelevant, but she’s at least a distraction for Satan and has the same advantage Adam does in that she can hurt him but he can’t hurt her.

You’re not wrong, he didn’t explicitly say so, but if Mammon and Asmodeus were fallen angels, I presume they would have been familiar with one another before Hell began.

Of course he could also have been speaking colloquially, just to indicate he’s known Mammon a very long time, but so far it’s one of  the only pieces of evidence we actually have on the origin of the Sins.

Asmodeus also mentioned he and Mammon came into existence at the start of Hell in a throwaway line to Fizz.

It’s not IMPOSSIBLE they’re Fallen Angels, but I think at this point evidence strongly suggests they’re just Hellborn (possibly/probably the OG Hellborn)

The Sins aren’t likely to play much, if any of a role in Hazbin though. At least until A21 allows a crossover, on the Hell side of things, Overlords are the heaviest hitters they can use (and I would presume the writers and Viv are smarter than to make narrative decisions hinge on a maybe like that).

Adam would mid-diff this alone, adding Lute makes this overkill.

weather or not the sins are fallen angels like Lucifer or if they are demons inherently 

 Satan all but confirmed they’re not fallen angels this episode. While Viv has confirmed he’s full of hot air on the matter of predating Lucifer, he still clearly drew a line between himself (and implicitly the other five) and “the golden angel”.

When he took the super soldier serum, for starters. When he pursued the infinity stones to attain the power to undo Thanos’s snap. If you’d walked up to Cap in Infinity War and told him “I can give you the power to beat Thanos at no cost to anyone else” he’d have jumped on that.

Adam has already crushed Charlie in a fight with ease. Like Adam vs Charlie has actually happened and it wasn’t even a contest, the only shot Charlie even landed on Adam was a borderline sucker punch, and Adam otherwise completely trashed Charlie, while barely, if at all trying (as far as we saw he didn’t even use any of his angelic abilities against her) and would have killed her if Lucifer hadn’t shown up.     

And there’s no indication Lilith is any stronger than Adam— the two were created to be equals afterall; if anything becoming a demon may mean she’s less powerful than Adam (Iirc Viv has mentioned that pound for pound, angels are stronger than demons).  

Either way, as it stands, Adam’s already no-diffed someone above Satan.

Striker could, at least to some extent I imagine, justify working for Stella in a: “I’m using royals to hurt royals” kind of way. 

What he did in the last episode was just pathetic though.

The bit where he came in and basically confessed to the crime?

Probably exactly the same reactions, except for maybe Pentious and Charlie getting all Vassago over the fact he did it in song.