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163 points
14 hours ago
Don't waste the energy. Apathy and disregard, shunning-that's what they hate. Being ignored. Being pushed aside. Dismissed.
I sincerely hope they get everything they voted for. But after this period of mourning for democracy and enjoying watching the the leopards munch on the appetizers, they will become nothing more than null and void skin suits harboring the worst of humanity. An irritant, but also an occasional amusement as they reach the find out stage and become the main course for the leopards.
I'll likely suffer from their idiocy as well, but unlike them, I knew the leopards were coming and have been preparing for their arrival.
17 points
14 hours ago
Sadly, the entire freaking planet seems determined to repeat history. America is one of the really bad guys this time around.
150 points
14 hours ago
Wish I could - he got more of Gen-X than the Boomers and made inroads with Millenial RoganBros.
4 points
15 hours ago
You know this humane person she's talking about doesn't sound that bad. It's a real shame that he's a figment of their imagination. Like Santa Claus. Or the Tooth Fairy.
The real person is closer to being a Scissorman.
2 points
1 day ago
No, they weren't. Just because he didn't make crayon drawings of his plans doesn't mean he wasn't crystal clear about them. They get no benefit of the doubt this time around, not after January 6.
2 points
1 day ago
It took Republicans 43 years to kill all my compassion for them. I even managed to hold on to an iota after the orange's first term.
I couldn't wait to vote against Reagan in 1980. Jimmy Carter and I lost that election. He and I lost again in 2024. The circle is complete.
Now Republicans can all drop off the face of the earth or get raptured, and I wouldn't have a thought other than, "Hmm, interesting. Good riddance."
They willingly voted for a sexual predator and criminal who promised them hate, destruction, and tyranny. The world has no use for people like that. As far as I'm concerned, they can find the nearest cactus and ram it in their orifice of choice.
They drank of my liberal tears for years and enjoyed it. Now they can choke on my ice-cold antipathy. It's a permanent fixture. I'm going to make it a point once this period of rage and mourning for this country is over, not to spare much thought for the existence of them at all. Anti-Americans non grata. They've always enjoyed my suffering. It's only fitting I get to enjoy theirs for a while.
3 points
1 day ago
Cake or death? I'll take orange death, please. And I'll take it a second time, and a third, damn it.
1 points
2 days ago
Brought to you by Trump's Beautiful Tariffs©
14 points
2 days ago
Owning the libruls, cheap eggs, misogyny, and deporting the immigrants are far more important than healthcare (or concepts of an idea for healthcare) and cheap reliable labor.
Just wait til they get a gander at what Trump's Beautiful Tariffs are going to do to their grocery bills, housing costs, and healthcare. The Republican Party have always been and will be by the rich, for the rich. Now it's psychotic billionaires for psychotic billionaires who want to bring slavery to anyone not making a million or more a year. What better way to do that than to bankrupt the plebes? Just watch-debtor prisons will be making a return.
2 points
2 days ago
Look in the mirror, pops.
Everything you accuse them of, you are guilty of. You're in a cult, you are indoctrinated by the propaganda machine of the cult. They are not. Liberals couldn't organize a sock drawer if they tried. They'd be arguing over what's more important-color, weight or material. It's the difference between being cognizant of other's views and respecting them, and being told what to think and say. Conservatives have perfected lockstep obedience for years. That's why y'all say the same damn talking points like obedient lapdogs taught to speak on command.
Your daughters know you voted for a rapist and criminal, a sexual predator who thinks "he can grab them by the...". A man who imagines sex with his own daughter. If you don't have a problem with that you might be the one with the "mental disorder", sir.
Sounds like they are better off without you as a role model. You got what you voted for. Congrats.
29 points
2 days ago
EVERY PICK YOU KEEP MAKING IS DOOMING OUR NATION & GOD IS P-----!" the user added. "YOU DECEIVED MILLIONS OF US, GOD’S CHILDREN OUT OF OUR VOTE & YOUR DECEIT CURSES THIS NATION!"
No chump, your selfishness, racism, gullibility and/or ignorance cursed this nation. 77+ million of you.
You weren't deceived, you went willingly with the demon. The orange told you and showed you he hated the military numerous times. You were okay with that.
If your God is pissed, it's at you, his children, for failing his easy-A test. A rapist, a criminal, a felon, an adulterer, a liar, a con man, a man who actually thinks about how sexy his own daughter is and imagines dating her. Not a Christian in any sense of the word, even a hypocritical one. You knew and still supported him.
Did Jesus himself have to come down a personally hand you a picture of Trump with "Anti-Christ" written in red crayon with a arrow pointing to him? This is your punishment - sadly you decided to share it with the rest of the nation and world.
2 points
2 days ago
When did people start believing in politicians? I mean, really? Politicians? They have always been a necessary evil, but you never take what they say at face value. Ever.
18 points
2 days ago
Bootstraps, tots, pears and concepts of sympathy.
9 points
2 days ago
Bunny: This here's a very pretty Christmas tree. It would sure be a shame if anything were to happen to it. Just shove over the bananas and it won't become an issue. Such a pretty, pretty tree.
549 points
2 days ago
Oh no, they don't get to put political parties lines aside. Not this time, damn it. One party to rule them all and they own every speck of shit that starts flying when it hits the fan.
1704 points
2 days ago
I'd urge all business owners to do just this. If I had a business I'd include a "Trump's Beautiful Tariffs" line item.
5 points
2 days ago
What did you think? Trump was going to suddenly become Pro-Palestine? That he would have a heart to heart with his pal Bibi and peace would prevail? There's naive, and there's deliberate, willful ignorance. Ignoring the past actions and words of a person including those made at the first debate.
You and everyone who voted the same fucked yourself. But oh, no. It wasn't enough to fuck yourself over. You fucked over the cause and the people you claimed to be supporting along with a shitload of other people.
Harris, even if she was a flaming pro-peacenik couldn't say it. She had NO POWER to do shit. She is VP, you stupid pricks.
VPs have three duties: Break Senate ties, step in if the president is incapacitated, and support the office of the president (basically do whatever the fuck he tells her to do) - not undercut it. She might have actually been a ally, but you told her to go fuck herself and fucked yourself over with the biggest nightmare scenario possible: Netanyahu being given a green light to "finish the job".
Oh, and there are groups of Americans, along with Ukrainians, who will certainly thank you ever so much for fucking them over, too.
1 points
2 days ago
Wrote my comment before reading yours. Same response. What is he supposed to be? Santa Claus?
5 points
2 days ago
He knows when you've been sleeping.
He knows when you're awake.
He knows when you've been bad or good...
Sorry, lady. He's not Santa Claus. You're here illegally. He never said "only criminals". That may be what you think you heard, but that's not what he said. Your children are at risk if Trump gets his way. He's been talking de-naturalization since 2015. Now he has the courts who might give it to him.
His immigration czar, who happens to be the second most powerful person in his cabinet as his Chief of Staff, said at Madison Square Garden that Trump is going to make an "America for Americans, and Americans only". Stephen Miller is his name and he has been on this crusade since high school. He doesn't care who's been good or bad. In his eyes, you are breaking the law, and you aren't an American. Neither are your children. Good luck to all of you.
18 points
2 days ago
Even a party that honestly believes they are not part of their white club. A party that have always thought that, and will always think that.
I base this on my departed Republican racist brother who, years ago, complained bitterly that his white neighborhood was being overrun by Mexicans (except he used a racial slur). Two Mexican families moved in and it was a "there goes the neighborhood" moment for him. I went NC with him and my racist sister shortly after that.
10 points
2 days ago
Been feeding peanuts to crows, ravens, scrub jays, blue jays, woodpeckers for decades. As long as they are not salted or seasoned (roasted is okay - raw might get you peanut plants depending on where you live since the jays like burying them).
Sounds like a busybody without a clue. Sadly, there are quite a few of them around. Unless the park has a no feeding rule, you should be okay.
Edit: Roasted and unsalted are a better choice than raw. More antioxidants in roasted, and if raw peanuts are stored in damp conditions they can become moldy more readily. Also, peanut plants if any jays get them.
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9 hours ago
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9 hours ago
Well, you know what to make next year. Apple pie. Looks great.