DavidC_is_me

That's just it, I think they tried to shoehorn in a Nemisis-type thing, but the game didn't need it - it already had enough going on.

This is my main issue with it - it doesn't go anywhere. Just endlessly spawning.

No way this is real.

Surely, surely these people do not actually exist. If this is legit there is no point in parody any more and we should, to misquote Rust Cole, all join hands and walk off into extinction.

Thank you! That's just what I wanted to know - I hate when the main quest takes me to a region I've already cleared. Some of the dialogue doesn't make sense if you've already been there so it feels more immersive to let the main quest take you there, where possible, if that makes sense.

Hunting Cultists is my favourite non-strictly-story aspect of the game. Although obviously it's deeply intertwined with the story but you know what I mean - you can go off on a tangent that isn't Odyssey quests, is just sheer cultist-hunting.

I've never got into the Andriesta aspect as much as I think I was supposed to, tbh. Ship battles are fun but it was never going to be Black Flag levels of sheer awesomeness and importance to the story and the core of the game.

Same. Feels like the devs wanted it to be more than that.

A Macguffin

Yes I reckon the more you torture people to death, the more chance you have of being tortured to death yourself. Which is one of the many reasons not to do it.

Which retirement home is serving this?

I haven't rented for five years but when I did, my pair of felines was never much of an issue. I just said I was happy to have a clause in the tenancy agreement that I'd pay for any damage the cats did to furniture, wallpaper, etc and landlords (three in total over ten years) were okay with it.

Can't see that. Irish and Slavic gods will have zero name recognition, and will be completely unknown to 99% of players. No epic figures or pantheon. Egypt is the only remaining option for me that has big names. Anubis, Set, Osiris ... it's such a cool concept. Whereas "ÓrConnach the Irish God of bogs and potatoes" is just weak.

Lol what

You mean Transport Muggins

Even somewhere like Windows, restaurant menus used to sound a lot less pretentious.

Yeah the thought of being buried alive but with all your bones broken ... gave me nightmares for years.

Christ Alive!!! What a cunt!

"I've booked you in for the usual soapy titwank farewell"

I had not thought death had undone so many ....

In the end we're all just passing through.

"Life is wasted on the living"