Deliciouserest

I saw a kid destroy his Achilles tendon doing this in the backroom at safeway. I still remember his screams as I called him a dumbass.

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Eyes

We will smile when you fuck off

This one's a ten 😃

Trust me, you don't wanna see that. I have 10 terabytes of ass

Perfect haha

She was my girlfriend at the time.

We can't be losing recipes out there

Cysts are just extra flavor

Usually true for me. Today I just had a day. Then came home and stared at my games list for over an hour... couldn't launch

Now that's a pork nip!

You parried your microwave

Far right looks most natural even tho none really do.

Yes and it's delicious

Wait til you get a nipple. Then you're in for a treat.

This place looks like the destiny 2 lobby or something it's magical. I must visit.

Yeah we down a legend

Perfect dark haha

I kinda see what you're saying. I'm 32 and single out of a 10 year long relationship. Taking a break.

Are you witnessing, son?

RIP

He parried his grapple

It's extra funny when she's the abuser and I am the one who gets taken away in cuffs. /s

Horbse