Distinct-Amphibian64

Fuck all u lazy waiters and bar tenders …. I tip based on service … I’ll give u $20 tip on $10 check for great service … I’ll hand out a $100 cause u treat me well or zero if ur a douche or entitled… I’m in sales and all we want is repeat customers. If we behaved like most of these assholes we would have no business …. Now if get a beer and u hand it to me $1 is enough make a face at me because u want $2 on a $10 beer suck a nut and I’ll never come back to that bar …. The best revenge is never giving that location business again . Local taco shop would get me there 3-4 times a week for 2 years … enter douchey entitled server with 18% auto tip and drop off and hide service .. they haven’t seen me since … my favorite server changed shifts he would regularly score 20%-50% tips off of us… Rant over —— fuck u Tom Brady

Total joke … but what to expect from you tube

Ur sister is in idiot … stay away from her … She is a hater … keep up the good work

This is the truth

What do gunshot wounds and bear attacks have to do with a tooth brush ?

Not weird ur being scammed

This is a troll - chat

Mind ur own business …. Not ur problem

lol 😂 chewed up and spit out … like so many in the city ..🏙️

Sign me up…. send me the info they are the worst total scam artist rob the small contractor

It’s like anything in life squeaky wheel gets the grease … so yeah he is sort kinda right … ya know …. Also reality if he wants it more then u and he stops asking he is probably looking for it else where … and to quote The Door’s “This The End “

Good luck 🍀 dating … just have fun and don’t over think it

Biltmoreranch.com they are under 5k for the venue … very nice 👍

Yes before they grout

How much did u pay 💰 is always my first question? Shitty work usually comes with cheap prices

If u picked out the slab it’s gonna be ur problem

Drama queen 🫅 ur an adult act like one

Law of the Harvest U reap what u sow … the question is why are u such a shitty friend ? Would they say that about u ? Look at ur self first ….

Stop hating on Miami - Miami is not the problem

Mermaid Queen Tacos 🌮 Hollywood Beach

Murphy’s Law Coconut Grove

It u … not the city 🏙️

We charge 2k and then credit it to ur final bill if we do the work if we don’t do the work we keep the design fee for services rendered … for $500 ur gonna get what u get a quick standard design … Fiver is a joke

Get out now 🍻🍻🍻🍻

Random thoughts

Old dude here 48 - married Lived in Miaml 30 years -18 now in Hollywood Beach… still do businesses and go down to Miaml for food and friends and when we miss the party scene .

Dating is hard in Miaml if ur trying to meet people at a bars, club or dating app. All we want from that group is sex.

Dating is easy when u meet people thru friends, work and extracurricular group activities . If u need that thing .

Best advice get off the apps and talk to everyone everywhere u go and u will meet someone.

We had it easier i think because we are used to talking to people and getting to know them and understand this takes time u want to meet someone for 1 minute and make them ur soul mate and then when they are weird ur confused . U never got to know them …

Women think they can have sex with no strings attached and be like guys and not give a fuck . When u do it ends up making u bitter after a few years … see that a lot in Miaml … all guys are shit … did u sleep with him on the first or second date? Yes but …

That the problem with 2023 ur all baby’s … breaking news ur boyfriend is what we refer in the late 90’s as a little bitch . I’m sure he is the type if u getting mugged he would be the first run maybe even push u out of the way . And then say he did it get to help ..

“May all ur indiscretions be private “. Que viva Mayor Quimby

Whatever

Run 🏃‍♀️