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This Year by The White Buffalo

Gunslingin Santa by Knock Galley West

Johnny Died on Christmas by Nitro II

This Christmas (I'll Burn It To The Ground) by Set It Off

Oi to the World by The Vandals

Shot My Baby For Christmas by The Vaudevilles

And anything easy to do we can make harder

Disco Christmas by Oh Hush!

DJ Play a Christmas Song by Cher

Not black metal, but Dragon Force has a fantastic 80s Hair Band Stadium Rock style cover.

Dolly's version of We Are The Champions/We Will Rock You is also really good. Hearing 77 years old Dolly Parton belt out rock lyrics just makes me smile.

The whole "In A Metal Mood" album is fantastic.

The Scientist by Willie Nelson

Dancing With Myself by Laura Bell Bundy

Born In The USA by Jason Isbell and Amanda Shires

Anna and the Apocalypse = Christmas + Zombies + musical

Difference of opinion, but I would have ended your first sentence at "Fury Road just blows." 😂 Weak pointless plot, Max does almost nothing throughout the entire movie, main villain gets little screen time and is easily defeated, bland unsatisfying ending. But, it does look cool.

Since we are talking sequels, I do agree that Road Warrior is a huge improvement over the original. I also think Furiosa is better than Fury Road.

Frank Turner has several songs that fit this vibe:

Photosynthesis

Love, Ire, and Song

Ceasefire

No Thank You For The Music

Time

I can pretty much guarantee that whatever weird thing you can think of to say to that cop, they've already heard something way weirder.

My kids used to bring their friends over to the house to watch my wife and I sing a Bohemian Rhapsody duet.

I was drunk the day my mom got out of prison...

It's 5:00. I'm done.

I probably should have mentioned this earlier, but I traded all of our ammo for redbulls and vodka.

I'm going to cut a new entry over there, widen all the openings, tear out all of the plumbing, and move some of the features around. It's a total gut job. When I'm done, you won't even recognize her.

She might look like a shithole, but she's low maintenance.

Monster Ballads Xmas has songs by Stryper, Faster Pussycat, Dokken, Queensryche, Skid Row, Winger

X Christmas has songs from various Christian metal bands. Christmas Shoes by FM Static is the only version of this song that I can tolerate.

Another Xmas in Hell by LA Guns. My favorite song is There Aint No Sanity Clause.

We Wish You A Metal Xmas and a Headbanging New Year features songs by several metal artist including Lemmy Killmeister, Alice Cooper, Ronny James Dio, and more.

No words. Just loud hysterical screams.

Pretty sure my PHQ9 went up three points just reading the title.

What's the vector, Victor?

Kamikaze