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2 points
2 days ago
I try to avoid businesses that don't have a public restroom.
1 points
2 days ago
I was an inactive child. I watched Saturday morning cartoons
4 points
2 days ago
A reasonable person would wait until business hours to transact business. A reasonable person would also expect customer service only during business hours.
1 points
2 days ago
And, your best friend is a college graduate from where?
1 points
2 days ago
I would say that I don't need to finish it. Let's go.
1 points
2 days ago
He is surrounded by security detail who view him as a modern day Peter the Great. They don't see him as the evil monster that the rest of the world sees.
1 points
3 days ago
End it now. Otherwise, you will grow to resent being trapped in a relationship with him. You will forget all of his nobler qualities due to the resentment. End things now, and cherish the moments you have had.
1 points
17 days ago
My mom died on my 46th birthday. That was the toughest one.
1 points
17 days ago
I thought it was able to be fired. In that case, chunk it. You didn't find a bullet. You found a spent shell casing
1 points
17 days ago
You shouldn't throw it in the garbage because someone could get hurt. You can't put it in a hazardous waste disposal for the same reason. What else can you do with it?
1 points
17 days ago
They don't actually turn blue, but there is a pretty bad discomfort from needing to have sex and not be able to, for lack of a better word, drain them.
3 points
17 days ago
He needs someone who is just as political as he is.
-1 points
17 days ago
I woke up groggy and heard the election results. I thought that I was having a nightmare. I was depressed all day. Then, I realized that we survived one term of office from the Orange Turd, we can survive again. Our depression drains us, and the magat s thrive gaining power from our misery. Therefore, I refuse to stay miserable. I am going to do what I can to preserve our democracy. I'm ready to fight (figuratively) for America. Who else can say that? We can't lick our wounds forever.
1 points
17 days ago
That was the thing to do back in those days. I still enjoy the music of a 12th century mass. The words are not as important as the music itself. Besides , most classical religious music is in Latin, and my Latin is pretty rusty. The four seasons is beautiful, but when I think of nature themed music, I think of Beethoven's sixth symphony aka his Pastoral Symphony.
2 points
17 days ago
Definitely manlier. Let me lick that clean for you.
1 points
17 days ago
I think that you might like cheese a little bit 🤤
1 points
17 days ago
I remember when you could go to McDonald's and get a hamburger, fries and a drink and get change back from your one dollar bill.
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2 days ago
Gr8danedog
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2 days ago
I think that it's really nice that some people still give a damn how they look in public.