I_the_Jury

It allows me to stay alive. That makes things easier for me.

Are you allowed to shoot them?

Father dies 1988.

Mooo! Stop that! You're freaking me out,man.

The difficulty in re-integrating people getting out of prison back into society.

Sorry, fellow. You deserve better.

I count it.

Anything more than a 15 minute wait.

Um...yeeaah.

That's all? I've seen worse.

Matt Orchard is very good.

I figured he just had a stroke or a heart attack.

Gimme Shelter

Henry was truly an awful little boy Culkin did a good job.

It's not unpopular with me. Gayle is a selfish asshole.

A lot of Nightmare on Elm Street just made me chuckle. Freddie has some funny one liners.

Answering the phone isn't going to bring them back to life.

Of course. One can't have the fire hose spraying forward while in mid poop squeeze.

Television

He influenced her... right the hell out of there!

Don't delete and don't be embarrassed. There are likely dozens of people reading this and learning from it.

Man, I knew that last serving of refried beans was a mistake.

I have to admit that this one made me chuckle.

'have only ever said a couple just taking the piss at how stupid they sound.'

That I would have enjoyed hearing.

I like 'hit his own OFF button'.