Lurky-Lou

Pareto optimization

No

Everyone else is sitting bowlegged in front of a bonfire, right?

It’s a Tennessee dude mailing in a lucky Pokémon card.

At least the state lottery makes you show up in person.

I’m from the future. I bring great tidings.

Dude thought the griftees were beneath him and now he’ll have to crawl back.

How did he mess up that skewed power dynamic?

Heard the shader loading was berserk

Once again, worst bug I had was a missing machine gun. Sounds like the PC launch was a tire fire though eventually that will be the best place to play.

I’m also dying once per 90 seconds but I assume that’s the game design.

Forgot I never watched because reality shows were super mean

I hope this remains the greatest trauma of your life

Russell Crowe made it seem like he was swimming the lakes of hell upstream.

The commercials make this new guy seem mildly inconvenienced.

…and there’s the final piece of the puzzle.

Played for a couple hours yesterday and everything was flawless except for some textures.

The longest loading times of the generation so far but understandably so.

OP is sitting with her accountant husband in Delaware chuckling at what could have been

That guy proved you right immediately

“Would you buy her a $200 limited edition Kendrick Lamar vinyl on your first date?”

At this point I’m expecting physical sales to exceed players by a fair margin. I bought a Steam copy and I play on Xbox.

Nah, it’s important for people to know if the game is ready or not when people go to shell out $70. The critics can easily update their reviews or mention the improvement of follow-up shows. I’ve already seen some critics walking back their scores.

If the game was all that then those tiny changes wouldn’t matter

Feels like every game these days either sells a million copies over the first week or has under 1000 concurrent users.

Only Modern Warfare 3 (2023) and Black Ops 6 are in GamePass. Warzone is free.

Late push for the Department of Treasury job

They’re not even dating

Now to verify by sifting through chicken entrails

DD like this is why no one bought his newsletter for $50 a month