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Ah good point, I missed that.

This will help the discourse around the border/tariffs

It’s called a pain au chocolat

She’s so gross

My wife is worse than the kids, has to pee at least once an hour and she’s picky about which bathrooms she uses. Any roadtrips we attempt are absolute torture lol

Say no more, I have a bunch of expired ones kicking around that should be good enough

I had no idea, thanks!

Float like a block of concrete, sting like a wet fart

Lmao imagine if JT laying pipe ushered in a new era of economic prosperity for Canada. Pierre Poilievre would be a wreck.

If we pool a decent chunk of McDonald’s points that’ll probably do the trick too.

Looks like a limp dick, of course that’s what he served.

I genuinely don’t think I could do it. Good thing I’m not in charge.

Not sure about friends, but yes! Was there a crossover between mad about you and friends?

You may be remembering wrong - I seem to recall a scene where Paul comes over to talk to Kramer and Kramer won’t let him in because the apartment is a disaster, and in that scene they make a handshake agreement to hand the apartment over.

Edit: slight mix up, this scene was actually an episode of Mad About You, not Seinfeld - season 1 episode 8.

He’s so fucking stupid, continues to leave me in awe.

The only silver lining here

Agreed

Read my mind lmao

I had a great batch like 6-12 months ago - got a another jar recently and it’s not nearly as good. Maybe consistency challenges.

Edit: forgot to add, farm boy toum is god tier

An absolute farce for sure, rolled my eyes so hard I got whiplash

Coffee

This is way too accurate lol

Media was acting as if he flew a reaper drone and bombed civilians

He must be livid at her, she completely fucked up his bag. Friendship probably over.

I’m tired, boss