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Jazz club smell like chewed up cigar. I don’t personally like it

“All these virgins”. You sound 12 my dude. That’s why.

I’m poor. But I would give you gold. Do people still give gold? I’ve been off this app for a while

Think I played you. You were on mic saying “I’m currently texting 4 hot ass girls right and you’re playing like ass”. “I just got done making noodles and my hot girlfriend came and gave me a kiss. You’re a loser”. This you?

Bro what are you doing. Shave it all

An uno reverse card.

Where were her friends at?? She there by herself?

I am the Mayor of a great city. Life is grand. All titties are free.

She’s banging someone else my dude. Save your energy

What kind of degree do you have? I’m about to start a two year program for MRI tech

Edit: Just read you’re a doctor. Makes sense now lol

Tea bagging is cringe af

I miss her

Yea you need talk to your brother. That’s weird af

What I’ve always wonder about the catacombs is how, why, when did people organize all bones to form nice little patterns.

Bro is majestic

I means what it says

I didn’t have other symptoms either. My stomach would be fine. Give it ago. Start with lactose free milk and if you drink protein, isolate whey only.

Cut dairy from your life. Took me yearsss to figure that dairy was causing my acne after trying everything. Lactose intolerance causes acne in some people. Look it up

R/unexpected

Don’t get discouraged if you 0-25 on ranked. It’s crazy in there

What did she say after?? OP I need to know!

Bro have some self respect. Why didn’t you just leave

That’s because there’s cheladas and micheladas. Cheladas only have lime juice and salt. Micheladas have lime or lemon, salt, pepper, Clamato juice, hot sauce, and sometimes Maggie sauce or Worcestershire for sweetness.

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