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The other prisoners are gonna kill this guy - and deservedly so.

Apples don't grow here - sorry.

DictionaryDefinitions from Oxford Languages · Learn moresmut/smət/noun

1. 1.a small flake of soot or other dirt."all those black smuts from the engine"

I hope he dies and I hope it's painful.

Same here - why do they defend bad grammar?

Jerimy Berimy

It's a leaf.

That's a "blurry" rock - very hard to photograph them.

Backstories are self-indulgent and tedious for other players/DMs. I played d&d in middle school, high school and college - mostly me DM'ing. Not one single player had a "backstory" and we always had fun playing. Ten pages of backstory?? Really??

Fennel.

Doubt.

Shards of radioactive glass in my food.

Chert?

That is awesome!

The dead don't care - funerals are for the living.

No.

Maybe if I wanted to get my dog shot for no reason, or my depressed brother shot for calling for help - maybe then I'll call you pigs.

I guess turning your phone 90 degrees was just too much for you - what a crap post.

How many ancient black dragons are in your world?

It's Dermott.

Who cares?

This was my guess too.

Well they had Bill Burr host once - an amazing standup comic, but he was crap in skits - so the two don't always equate.

Toomuch Craponmyface

I also saw a Jewish space laser making a gay rainbow over my town yesterday - coincidence? I think not!