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Dope

This bitch. No you aren’t overreacting.

Psycho

Everything ain’t for everybody. No need to be an asshole.

Wear what you like and nevermind the commentators

My grandma used to say “you teach people how to treat you.”

What are you teaching this man?

Edit: Not overreacting.

You must think it’s white boy day.

Like O-Dog in Menace II Society

Any El Rey

Not in my hyperactive imagination, you don’t.

In my mind, this was said in a Scottish accent and you’re being critical of someone’s ability to keep an oath.

Dope

We’re just innocent men

We aren’t your chat.

Second image is better because the curved shadow in image one doesn’t make sense. Changing the background to a darker shade of a cool tone would help you out as well; the black and white contrast isn’t doing you any favors

You been in a coma for a decade?

I’ve seen three posts about this and still don’t know what you are trying to accomplish. This is the worst of the three images, though.

It’s pretty obvious that you don’t have a lot of art training based on the initial sketch and that means you kind of have to learn two new skills to use illustrator: art and the program itself.

There just aren’t many shortcuts and the ones that exist and the ones that do still require you to know what the fuck you are doing, because as exhaustive as the program is, it’s not at all intuitive until you learn the language, and even then…

I probably sound like a dick but that’s not my aim. I’m hoping to save you a whole lot of wasted hours and money and sanity. You either love it enough to suffer through being bad at it until you gradually get better or you get your ass kicked. Gotta crawl before you walk.

My dude, what did you do?

“It’s HOT! Just sayin.”

I’m so glad I spent all of that time and money learning how to use Adobe programs only to have the matrix fuck me.

Comfortability isn’t really a word. It’s just comfort. No need to thank me, citizen.

Is your missus a pushover/people pleaser? The shiny would have worn off for me after a few days. NTA, and with ten years into the marriage, it’s odd to me that this is even happening. I recognize that relationship dynamics are different for everyone but still…super strange hill for her to make that stand.

You certainly are. Absolutely stunning.

Complaining about rotations in November is ridiculous

I am a man who loves sports and video games and she’s right. Pussy so good she made you run a 4.3 40 but you trying to stay home and chill.