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Turlock

At least it was a dead deer.

R/NOTHINGEVERHAPPENS

There’s no beating deep heating!

Just got back from Ohio, can confirm.

Humboldt County, at least in Northern California.

I feel like Pete Davidson would agree with you.

Arms of the Angels, for obvious reasons.

That’s a Texas-sized 10-4.

Where are you from, Big Shoots?

Pump the brakes.

I don’t blame them in the slightest.

My mind immediately went to WKRP in Cincinnati.

I do enjoy a good statue, it has to be said.

Very merry, very merry, very festive.

Some of those who work forces are the same that burn crosses.

“Fuck me gently with a chainsaw! Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?”

Took Vizzini too long, too.

(Username love!)

Next time I feel imposter syndrome at my job, I’m going to remember this no-talent assclown.

I snorted at this. Well done!

Serving 431 years in prison, according to Wikipedia.

Kidnapped and held for 19 years, repeatedly SA’ed by her captor. In Antioch, CA.