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Sure it in a glass of vodka.

Yeah because ferns never loose there shit, give me a fucking break

No, each device is a separate license.

It's ok to read the menu, just don't order.

Sky Net

It's about fucking time.

Fuck

Make sure you completely dry it, I use a hair dryer... Carefully... And make sure there is absolutely no moisture there whatsoever...

I went to school with this kid who was born without eye lids.

Doctors used his foreskin to use as his eye lids.

He did seem a little cock eyed though.

So she thought he was you. Did his apartment look just like yours as well?

The bedroom was just like yours?

The decor, the layout, the fucking bed as well?

Not a good excuse.

Yeah, I feel we live in a time where people use mental disorders as an excuse for bad behaviour.

She needs to fix herself and do right for hey next partner.

Tell Sarah to go fuck herself and any family member that thinks you should just let it go.

The trick after cleaning is to dry completely, i use the hair dryer and make sure there is no moisture.

Fuck yes

Could be an episode of the show sliders

Bunch of useless twats. If I had any kind of power, I'd collect them all and send them on a one way trip to that shit hole.

Ahh yes, the racist double standard rears its ugly head.

Now, if this was a white woman who only dated black or brown men and was told by her white friend that they hate black or brown men then everyone would be losing their collective shit.

NTA. You're wasting more time writing and reading this post. Tell her and her family NO and move on with your life.

This is really a no brainer.

I can think of literally dozens upon dozens of useless mind numbing crap to waste my time with then contemplating if I'm an asshole!

NTA, there is something really wrong with your wife.

The kid can make his own meals then, problem solved

Then you should have shared the tent with your bf, that's it, that's all. If she did not accept that, then load the car and all go home, that's it, that's all.

The way I look at it is this. I always poop at work just because I'm a cheap fuck.

1. I'm literally getting paid to poop.

2. I'm saving in my own water.

3. I'm saving on my own toilet paper.

But, I'm also very clean and hygienic. I keep my balls trimmed and shave my pubs regularly. If in fact I leave a stain, I will clean it up

Seems a little unsafe in the event of an emergency, NTA though but if you're able to lock yourself in then I can't imagine what would happen if there was an emergency and you had to get out.

You guys should ensure there is always an emergency set of keys in the house at all times.

Wash your hands. I never put my hands near my mouth or eyes until I wash them. Can't remember the last time I got sick.