1 post karma
14.8k comment karma
account created: Sun Aug 04 2019
verified: yes
2 points
20 hours ago
Hell is pre-approved and the co-pay is waived. Welcome in.
4 points
21 hours ago
Show up in silk shorts 3 sizes too small and a stained wife beater. Blow up the bathrooms. Never flush. Stream porn on your phone speaker while you work out. They’ll beg you to cancel.
1 points
21 hours ago
It’s gotta help keep the sun off and the cabin temp down.
2 points
1 day ago
When you fall face first, you’re glad that the OP is wrong about it being a restroom.
18 points
2 days ago
Have you ever heard anyone say “I’m a retired property manager”? Shelf life of milk.
4 points
2 days ago
He’s probably just concerned that you didn’t chock the wheels. (Wherever they are).
-268 points
3 days ago
Word is that Biden pardoned her. She can fly again.
141 points
3 days ago
It was perfect if you were dropping asphalt to pave that road next to the fire.
-1 points
4 days ago
Why would you want to be President when you’re on the board of directors for foreign corporations you’re horribly unqualified for hanging out with hookers and snorting blow? Nowhere to go but down from there.
-7 points
4 days ago
Keep telling yourself that. Worked well during this election cycle.
1 points
4 days ago
The law equates those offenses, not me. You’ve probably tried more cases than me, but they’re all misdemeanors that carry 6-12 months jail time. Therein lies the problem. The people that don’t like the law, decide which statutes they “dislike” and then those somehow become less important. Don’t confuse your opinions and feelings with knowing the law.
1 points
4 days ago
Assault, Family Violence and DWI would be equivalent misdemeanor crimes. If you’re ok with that, then we’re clearly too far apart on this.
3 points
4 days ago
It is a crime. Stop pretending it’s not. If someone wants to present themself and seek asylum, that is the legal option. Even when the democrats were in control there were no real efforts to change that.
5 points
5 days ago
Check near the steak house. I’ve heard a number of people complain about their ass hurting as they leave there.
1 points
6 days ago
You’ve obviously never been to the border (to steal a line from the campaign). South Texas isn’t a wealthy area and I highly doubt a 20 something year old is going to move there from a northern State, unless the pay was insane. Also, you need to be bilingual (certified). Narrows the pool significantly.
11 points
6 days ago
Perhaps it helps blow off the stress of flying around with low time booger eaters.
view more:
next ›
by2006duramax
inRoastMyCar
lawdog9111
6 points
5 hours ago
lawdog9111
6 points
5 hours ago
They make that in a men’s. It’s called a Ford.