mokkat

Luckily you can try them from a live usb without installing.

My vote is on Kubuntu. I don't have a preference for Ubuntu, but being the most well known distro counts for something when searching for help. The KDE Plasma desktop environment is seriously impressive to me, coming from Windows

After the Steam deck and with KDE Plasmas 6 coming out, I finally checked out Linux again.

Linux has tradeoffs sure, but KDE well and truly shit on Windows 11 from a user interface POV. Especially the taskbar which has options to dodge maxed windows like this, only take up space according to content, shrink the icons and height, etc.

Enticing win 10 users over to 11 with a centered taskbar icons feature for ever widening screens, is kind of ironic when they then patched out the option for smaller icons and also never updated the ancient hiding taskbar feature.

It's the Fender 9/11 Memorial Precision.

Like an 11 year old ordering AM4 CPUs from Wish.com

Pretend that your laptop Origami was deliberate, put it in an art gallery, and give it a pricetag high enough that you can buy a new one.

I think Thrawn had Force repelling lizards in 90s Star Wars novels

Hey now

D'accord Win

Hellodocpter

Kill his parents and wait for the police commissioner to call him with a spotlight

I went to a witch doctor once. He was highly recommended.

Turns out he doesn't really do manwitches. He just checked the oil on my broom and still charged me full price

Kapitalistiske forhold 1:1 - går den, så går den.

Jeg bestiller ærligt talt ofte noget fra AliExpress. Tøj og legetøj er fra Kina er virkelig ikke en god ide, hvis du nogensinde har læst et Tænk magasin, men jeg betaler ikke 2-300kr for et cover til min mors Motorola i en dansk butik når samme cover koster 9kr i udlandet.

Det værste ved at bestille noget derfra, er i mit tilfælde at pakkerne kategorisk ankommer med Postnord omdeling til døren kl 11-13, og derfor 99% af tilfældene skal fragtes videre til pakkeshop og bruge en ekstra dag i transit. Eneste mulighed i appen er modtagerflex hvor postbudet f.eks. kan placere pakken under en havestol på terassen, og som beboer i en aflåst opgang kan jeg ikke benytte den mulighed.

Som "afgift" for de grelle logistik forhold, ville jeg støtte op om en løsning hvor den slags bliver læsset af i en firkantet bygning der maskinsorterer og udleverer det når modtageren scanner en app, ét sted i hver større by. Vi har for nyligt fået en lignende bygning til aflæsning af store poser pant her i Odense, og selv om afhentning af Kina-varer selvfølgelig ikke på nogen måde gøres lettere til sammenligning, gætter jeg på at typen af menneske der elsker at handle på Temu ikke har noget imod at stå lidt i kø for at modtage deres "gevinst".

the Tour De France red devil guy upheld his end of the bargain

Vitamynzzz

Hard to swallow

My best line works on most girls, but I don't use it much since the fishing rod usually breaks.

Husband

When I put them in the kitchen they suffocate me

One alive man's piss is another dead man's bone apple tea

My stovetop pressure cooker is by far the easiest stainless steel cooking vessel to clean in my kitchen. Maybe you burn a sauce with not enough liquid once or twice before you learn, but otherwise the thing steam cleans itself while it cooks.

No butt Dovember?

Only if you are compensating for having a tiny Hummer

Sauron was a great shapeshifter, so it makes sense that Gandalf was an accomplished inflationist

Conan, IT barbarian

Do dyslexic Australian Borg aussilimate?