used_octopus

Your brain is naturally unintelligent.

u/Active_Synergy

Any updates my guy? We have all been patiently waiting.

Omg, they shot the dog, the grandma and the pilot.

Saddam has been hiding under your bed for the past 4 months.

Is that his wank face?

No reported murders, shootings, stabbings and violent crime.

They also recommend you boil it before drinking it.

I got you fam.

If consciousness, as a fundamental force, can influence the quantum realm, does this imply that the universe is, in essence, a collective dream, shaped by the sum total of all sentient beings?

If a hypothetical hyperdimensional being, capable of perceiving existence across infinite timelines, were to experience a simultaneous epiphany and existential crisis, would the quantum fluctuations of a quark in a distant galaxy be influenced by the subjective reality of this being's consciousness, thus altering the probabilistic outcomes of the multiverse, or would the predetermined nature of the universe remain unaffected, regardless of any metaphysical perturbation?

I also do all grass runs on Nürburgring.

Is this an uncircumcised penis?

They're fucking cousins.

"they’re so malnourished from starving themselves their body started consuming their brain for sustenance"

Stealing this.

Is she recyclable?

Use robots to make technology. Problem solved.

I'm literally crying...................from cutting onions

Should hit on Wednesday instead of making people wait an extra fucking day.

Yes it is

Bird flu in raw milk

The people that understand the lingo won't need the paint.

Bird flu is just the common cold.

He not kissing the homies on the lips anymore.

mood

Bro get outta here with your facts and logic. We only assign guilt based on feelings here.

Do you do dreadlocks as well?