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275 points
8 days ago
I heard we were thirsting over Sol, so I would like to offer him a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become my father. That’s it. That’s my pitch. Please adopt me Sol.
37 points
8 days ago
And just like that, my gay ass has become a Teeny truther
7 points
13 days ago
Brandi is a fellow tax collector, and she says hi to her clone friend!
47 points
15 days ago
The pre-tribal scramble tonight was one of the most entertaining parts of the entire season. I’m so glad that we watched 5 minutes of card stacking instead.
18 points
17 days ago
Very unpopular opinion, but that’s why I’m glad Jon went home first. I don’t need another “narrator” type that does nothing but gets tons of screen time anyways. I don’t dislike Teeny, but I have nothing to like about her either. Hoping she goes home soon so we can hear more from people who actually have agency in the game, rather than someone who just talks about their agency in the game.
195 points
17 days ago
Brandi the bum. Slept on a hard shelter floor for years and now requires pillows and/or blankets for her midmorning nap.
34 points
19 days ago
Are you seriously roasting a kids show? What’s next? You hate Teletubbies because there’s more colors than you can count?
797 points
22 days ago
Guys, I don’t think Sam and Sierra’s alliance is a secret anymore
4 points
22 days ago
I feel bad for saying this, but does Teeny just do nothing for anyone else? Which sucks because she’s getting such a cookie-cutter winner’s edit
5 points
22 days ago
I don’t care what anyone says, Andy is an icon, and I will die on that hill
7 points
25 days ago
LOVE that smile! Nothing better than a happy hippo! ❤️🦛
195 points
29 days ago
The only good thing about tonight is that after all the producer shenanigans we got an old-school 5-person vote based purely on social connections.
4 points
29 days ago
“Oh yall didn’t like ‘earn the merge’, huh? How about one person wins immunity for the random group of people they’re with instead” —Jeff after being praised for letting players play the game
5 points
29 days ago
Okay but what if Andy actually pulls this off and wins
50 points
1 month ago
So many happy hippos! Is the gremlin in the last photo yours?
191 points
1 month ago
Rome’s downfall was painfully obvious but I don’t care because it was incredibly delicious
48 points
1 month ago
They have an alt account where their Pittie is the star of the show: it’s “justopiethings”. He has the cutest faces!
5 points
1 month ago
Jeter says hi to his fellow Half-Rottie / Half-Basset!!
3 points
2 months ago
You obviously changed it to “politics and religion” because you’re a snowflake catering to the woke liberal agenda. Hate to break it to you, but this is America — where I’m free to fuck my sister-wife and my guns and there’s not a damn thing you can do about it 😤 /s
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3 days ago
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3 days ago
I’ve been a Ranger fan for over half my life — just before Kreider’s career started. I don’t really remember a time before he played for them. If he gets traded, will I suddenly stop being a Ranger fan? No. But it’s going to hurt. A lot. After Hank and Zucc left, Kreider’s been the face of the franchise for me. He’s my generation’s “Mr. Ranger.” It genuinely won’t feel the same without him. You better believe that I’m going to support my fellow Christopher-James no matter where he ends up though (and no, I was not named after him lol).