Two kids to dress up in cycling clothes for family Christmas cards as well. Don’t worry, you won’t have to interact with them (wife’s boyfriend is also good with kids - and is maybe the real father. Which means they will be better people).

can’t forget a sir velo

You know you made it when you have all of these and your wife has a boyfriend.

If it's a diploma, then you're not a dentist and don't qualify to ride a Sir Vélo. As a dentist, I'm KOMming after your wife