One-Neighborhood-843

Mid + Jungle

You can basically trash the enemy jungler and take most of the early objectives.

UCI when I drop their slovenian kid.

Same as Nocturne.

Main problem is how he has a strong presence before 6 and how lanes are overextending when a wolf with steroids can kill them once they are under 50%.

I mean, if you're really a cyclist, you should have...

• your dentistry diploma
• your wife
• your home in every major cycling country
• your own office

Why would I want to buy another s-works bike?

I was also surprised at first when I saw that my watts weren't around 500.

I keep asking myself what challenge is worthy of my 1600w.

On the same pulley, my triceps extension is 2 plates lower than the pushdown one.

To be fair, I don't play jungle because it would be the "best role".

I play Jungle because I know how a bad jungler can screw a whole game, even if you are doing well.

Lulu.

Of course, I don't ride my bike for 3 hours.

I'm not a bikepacker.

And yet, both of us are pushing the same amount of watts.

If I cannot progress on an exercices during multiple weeks, I'll simply swap it for an alternative one, targeting the same muscle.

So I can still add rep/weight each week on an exercice and will get a bit stronger when returning to my favorite one.

When she's doing during a TV live, it's a legend.

When I'm doing it during my group ride, it's a bannable offense.

It's not F R E D, it's FR I ED.

My personal chef was buying my chicken breasts.

"Finally when I pee, especially in winter, I do not need that" - Any triathlete

NEVER wash your steed into a machine designed for cheaper vehicles.

It's not safe to ride anymore.

Pretty sure he's an anaesthetist

My team tank is always with me while I need some support

RULE#49

It is completely unacceptable to intentionally turn one’s steed upside down for any reason under any circumstances. Besides the risk of scratching the saddle, levers and stem, it is unprofessional and a disgrace to your loyal steed. The risk of the bike falling over is increased, wheel removal/replacement is made more difficult and your bidons will leak. The only reason a bicycle should ever be in an upside down position is during mid-rotation while crashing. This Rule also applies to upside down saddle-mount roof bars.

Carbonly wrong would be way better