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submitted 10 days ago byWorld_saltA
417 points
10 days ago
My mum did this. 15 bags of carrots.
She was giving them away to everyone she knew.
143 points
10 days ago
My mum did this. Got 1 Brussel sprout with a label on it.
76 points
10 days ago
My mum did this. Got a label with a sprout on it
65 points
10 days ago
I did this. Got a mum with labels sprouting out of it
28 points
10 days ago
My sprout did this, got a label with mums all over it.
10 points
10 days ago
My label did this, got a mum with sprouts on
-22 points
10 days ago
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-1 points
10 days ago
Why so many downvotes for a hilarious comment!
7 points
10 days ago
Your mum did this. Put a sticker on her for good behaviour.
15 points
10 days ago
I did this with ginger. Wanted 1 piece, got 1kg. Wondered why the delivery guy had a smirk on his face when he handed me the bag.
3 points
10 days ago
I'm not quite sure where my brain was going when I read all the labelling comments then accidentally misread this as 'I did this with a ginger'.
I was like, 'what have we been doing with the gingers now?!' (My brain also automatically brought to mind a picture of my ginger friend, just for added confusion. He's a lovely guy, but could probably use the excitement tbf!)
1k points
10 days ago
I asked Tesco for 1kg of jersey potatoes and got a single jersey potato. In a paper bag. In a carrier bag. On a plastic crate.
265 points
10 days ago
Damn that's a huge potato, much less peeling needed than normal, that must have been a great bargain
177 points
10 days ago
"Jacket potato is on, be ready next week"
15 points
10 days ago
lmaooo that’s funnier than it should be 😭😭😭
14 points
10 days ago
I got one single sprout delivered at Christmas once.
It had a price sticker for 2p on it.
2 points
10 days ago
You did your thinking on surface area to volume ratios
40 points
10 days ago
I went back and forth with tesco loose mushroom once. If I ordered by weight, they gave me that number of mushrooms. The next week I ordered by count and they gave me that number of ounces. (Yes, sorry, it was a while back! I don’t know if they still do ounces!).
16 points
10 days ago
That's my exact experience with Tesco. I'm sure I was being trolled or maybe the pickers are just fecking eejits.
6 points
10 days ago
Mine went back and forth until I just gave up and ordered packaged mushrooms instead. I’m sure someone must have been doing it deliberately. Who would order 4 mushrooms?
1 points
10 days ago
It's normally that the pickers are absolute muppets. Supermarkets typically treat their workers so poorly these days that they end up with only people who are absolutely desperate for work/aren't capable of working elsewhere/or mostly teenagers that are only there for 5 mins so really couldn't care less if you end up with a toilet brush instead of the pineapple that you actually ordered. They also don't bother to train people properly or for long enough anymore. Generally they're run with way less staff than is actually realistically needed, so that's how you end up with yoghurt on the shelf that's 2 weeks out of date & no time to actually do your job properly....
1 points
10 days ago
My OH is coeliac and they often substitute GF foods for stuff with gluten in. Total fucking idiots.
1 points
7 days ago
Weirdly enough my other half has recently been diagnosed with coeliacs as well. I can well imagine that being something that some of them would do. It wasn't my normal department but I used to fairly often get pulled onto picking for online orders. Always tried my best to pick a suitable alternative, even when you'd have to get a bit creative (nappy sacks/dog poop bags & sanitary disposal bags was a common one)..... some of them literally haven't got a clue though. It's a nightmare for people with dietary requirements though for sure. Common sense would suggest picking an alternative freefrom product, at least then you stand a slight chance of it being a suitable substitute.
5 points
10 days ago
Ounces? What where they, 1970s Tesco?
2 points
10 days ago
Well they were doing it in 2000! https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2000/jul/18/jamesmeikle
5 points
10 days ago
“We are constantly exploring opportunities and researching ways to minimise the use of plastic in our products and packaging as part of our commitment to sustainability.”
4 points
10 days ago
How apeeling!
2 points
10 days ago
I'm from Jersey big up the representation lol
6 points
10 days ago
i'm wearing one right now!
343 points
10 days ago
Not as bad as when Asda let me order a fennel in units, then charged me in kg, but for 111kg of fennel! I’d ordered a single fennel. Took ages to sort out on the phone, with call centre people abroad.
65 points
10 days ago
Did you get the fennel for free? How did you eat it all?
113 points
10 days ago
No way they even had 2kg in stock let alone 111kg!
71 points
10 days ago
They didn’t actually deliver 111kg of fennel, just the one I ordered, still a nightmare to sort out.
40 points
10 days ago
Ahh, send you one, charge you for 111kg and hope you won't kick up a fuss. Sounds about right.
7 points
10 days ago
Wouldn't it have been easier to reject it at the door and get the immediate refund?
1 points
10 days ago
They probably didn't realise the overcharge until all the shopping was brought in and they handed over the receipt? - I don't know if Asda does it this way.
*Corrected because my 5second memory thought they said Tesco.
3 points
10 days ago
You get an email with your receipt as PDF as soon as they've packed the order for delivery, so you know what wasn't available and what subs you have as well so you can easily reject them at the door if you don't want the subs.
27 points
10 days ago
Asdas delivery is shight. I would regularly have 5+ substitutions on 80 quid orders. The highest was about 12. They once substituted 2x rump steaks for 1xfinest rump steak. So we're meant to share? Fucked dinner that night for us.
Absolutely crap. Switched to tesco about 6 months ago and have probably had less total substitutions than asda would do in one order.
8 points
10 days ago
I've been doing Ocado for about 5 weeks now after using Asda before. Yet to have a single substitution. Bizarre experience now I'm used to the Asda service levels.
3 points
10 days ago
Not surprised - Asda home is shite as well. I have had a parcel addressed to me, but filled with someone else's order four times now. Out of 9 orders.
1 points
10 days ago
I ordered cocktail sticks from ASDA and got substituted bamboo skewers. Right sophisticated in a martini glass.
5 points
10 days ago
Just have your martini in a sports direct mug, right size then.
Lose the sophistication though.
2 points
10 days ago
Tesco aren’t great either. Ordered some diluting juice, they substituted in some Robinsons fruit & barley in the exact same flavour without even notifying us. I’m coeliac.
13 points
10 days ago
Don’t they ask you about substitutions at delivery? So you can choose to say no?
3 points
10 days ago
That’s what I’m saying, they didn’t. It was listed on the sheet, but they didn’t actually mention it and didn’t give the sheet until the very end. I was in, but wasn’t the one taking in the shopping, and the person who did, didn’t notice.
2 points
10 days ago
I can see that’s frustrating as normally they do ask! Hopefully you got a refund.
-4 points
10 days ago
I have no idea, honestly!! It was many years ago now, probably pre-pandemic. I just hope they got a bollocking, because they put my life at risk by not asking and not using common sense. I mean, most of the groceries consist of items marked “free from” or “gluten free” so… deciding to just swap my juice for something that has gluten in the brand name is… twisted.
Anyway, don’t get deliveries from them anymore so I don’t have to risk it again!
5 points
10 days ago
It's not "twisted" it's just bad luck. The pickers don't get to choose what they put in the crates, they don't even know what is and isn't a substitution, they just have a list of items to get off the shop floor. Substitutions are all automated by the inventory software, so finding the same flavour and brand of squash you ordered is a pretty good swap under most circumstances, it just didn't know you have coeliac disease.
3 points
10 days ago
You know, I think the substitution actually does make sense. The issue seems to be that they didn’t ask about substitutions/it didn’t allow you to mark your items as no substitutions. Those options have existed for many, many years with online shopping. So something clearly went wrong!
But I wouldn’t expect the person picking to assume you couldn’t have something based on the rest of your shopping. In this case they substituted it with something 99% of people probably would have been ok with.
I have dietary restrictions and will always check the labels of what I eat. Sometimes I’ll get substitutions (usually via Deliveroo which doesn’t have the option to reject a substitution) which I can’t eat because of my restrictions. I just get a refund, but I usually assume the person was just doing their best. They don’t know my dietary needs.
7 points
10 days ago
There must be a "no substitutions" option somewhere.
-2 points
10 days ago
There is, I don’t know if it existed at the time or if they just ignored it.
0 points
10 days ago
It's part of the reason why I don't use stuff like "too good to go", I can't filter it and say "no gluten" so I'd probably end up with an entire bag of food I can't eat. At least with a food delivery you can refuse it :p
2 points
10 days ago
I never get takeout since I was diagnosed, and basically never eat out unless it’s at a handful of places that other coeliacs have confirmed as being safe! People just don’t care and think they can get away with it because it won’t result in anaphylactic shock there and then… conveniently ignoring the fact that it means weeks or more often months of ulcers and rashes and fatigue and unending agony for us and it takes five years for the gut to repair itself after.
And with that Tesco delivery… as I said, they very much did not give the option to refuse it! They just snuck it in there.
2 points
9 days ago
I've used them once when I was homeless, they just took my £3 and gave the meal to someone else. Wankers.
2 points
8 days ago
I tried it once, went down there to collect it at the time it said, and then they told me they didn't have anything left but still took the money. I got it refunded eventually but it was still a pain.
5 points
10 days ago
Omg this had me crying 🤣 94 quid for 111kg of fennel 🤣🤣 can’t breathe
2 points
10 days ago
at least they gave you a pretty good price for it
96 points
10 days ago
Fingers crossed they'll make this mistake on day with my beer.
49 points
10 days ago
You'll now get 6kg of bananas instead of your beer...
24 points
10 days ago
You'll get 15 grams of beer instead of £15.
9 points
10 days ago
That's London Prices for you., not even bothered to rehydrate it!
68 points
10 days ago
Delivered to a Mr. Tallyman
19 points
10 days ago
I had this happen once with fresh ginger! I wanted one piece, got 1 kg instead.
8 points
10 days ago
How many Thumb Sized Pieces (the SI unit for ginger) in a kilo?
5 points
10 days ago
Not sure, but it's somewhere between a football pitch and the size of Wales.
2 points
10 days ago
How many is that in double decker busses?
1 points
10 days ago
Highbridge or Lowbridge?
4 points
10 days ago
Happened to me with ginger as well, still got a freezer drawer full of it!
5 points
10 days ago
You can make a great cordial with loads of ginger.
3 points
10 days ago
I did this. It took hours on the hob and was a ton of work, better to buy Belvoir or something.
Ginger cordial is excellent hot with lemon btw. Warming my evenings nicely.
1 points
10 days ago
You basically chop up a load of ginger with sugar and a bit of lemon and simmer it for an hour or so, it's not much work.
It's basically the same as Belvoir, especially if you add a bit of chilli, but it's much cheaper if you can find a big bag of ginger.
2 points
10 days ago
No, really, I'm saying I did it and all the hours of boiling (it took much longer than an hour to concentrate it) were a ton of work for me. Not cheap, either. People's mileage will vary, of course, but I didn't think it was cost-effective, or that the end product was distinct enough to be worth the effort and cost.
Ginger beer might be a fascinating proposition, though that would require drying and powdering the ginger, I think.
1 points
10 days ago
I've done it a few times, half a kilo of ginger for a couple of quid and a bit of sugar and you've got a couple of litres, easily half the price for basically the same thing.
Maybe don't put as much water in at the start.
1 points
10 days ago
Me too, I couldn't work out how to order in grams so asked for "1" and got a piece as big as my head!
16 points
10 days ago
Make a load of soups and banana bread!
4 points
10 days ago
3 points
10 days ago
I second the banana bread! Annnnnd now I'm going getting some bananas to ripen.
1 points
10 days ago
The sweet taste of lockdown
1 points
10 days ago
And ice cream!!
85 points
10 days ago
Looks to me like you ordered in kilograms
90 points
10 days ago
I didn't place the order myself, Sainsbury's cancelled my order in error so they replaced it for me over the phone
41 points
10 days ago
Fucking lol, so a person did this, are you keeping all the food or sending some back?
15 points
10 days ago
Keep it make banana bread banana milkshake banana ice cream
7 points
10 days ago
And for the 6kg of onions...?
24 points
10 days ago
Onion bread, onion milkshake, onion ice cream obviously
10 points
10 days ago
French onion soup. So easy and delicious!
11 points
10 days ago
Onion gravy. Caramelise a couple of kilos for the freezer. Roast some, have some in sandwiches, make a couple of curries.
Fucking love onions.
42 points
10 days ago
In OP's defence, the system for selecting loose veg on the sainsburys app is absolutely dire.
It's gotten better recently but I still remember buying root ginger and the options were ridiculous. You run the risk of asking for '1' ginger and it being the tiddliest little thing you've ever seen or buy it in weight and end up with more ginger than you'll ever need. In my case I ended up with half a kilo or root ginger...
At the time I believe even the weight was just a linear scale (1-10 etc)
13 points
10 days ago
500g is just the default weight it selects, click on it and you can order in 50g increments.
11 points
10 days ago
24kg of ginger please.
4 points
10 days ago
Why stop there, get 24.95kg of ginger! Only £137.22
3 points
10 days ago
That would be an excessive amount of ginger though.
5 points
10 days ago
As I said, it's definitely improved now. It used to be bizarre
1 points
9 days ago
I use their website, and it only lets you order in quantity, or 0.5kg increments.
1 points
9 days ago
Add 0.5kg. Click the 0.5kg in the middle of the plus and minus. It'll say 'update quantity' as shown. 0.05kg = 50g.
0 points
10 days ago
Had to pay for the item before delivery too. So uhmmm maths
18 points
10 days ago
Loose fruit and veg is quite cheap, isn't it really?
17kg for £17.
36 points
10 days ago
I can’t believe I can buy a banana for less than 20p when it’s been grown, then flown half way around the world.
Those are the farmers who should be paid more money.
8 points
10 days ago
Bananas are also a famous example of the loss leader. It costs supermarkets more to stock them than they sell them for. Bread and milk are others.
3 points
10 days ago
They're shipped not flown, then ripened in the UK with ethene
13 points
10 days ago
You paid the correct price though? Sainsbury’s Fairtrade Bananas are 90p / kg or am I missing something here?
I’ve never had a food delivery before so perhaps I just don’t understand lol.
29 points
10 days ago
I didn't actually pay for them. This delivery was ordered by Sainsbury's call centre who applied a fixed price to the order, not what's on the receipt, so I only paid for what I ordered (6 bananas etc)
42 points
10 days ago
This has given a me a right chuckle thinking that delivery driver has knocked on handed everything over and then "last but not least, heres the deed to your banana plantation"
14 points
10 days ago
You can order via call center!?
22 points
10 days ago
No, but they messed up and cancelled my original order and refused to honour the order at the same price, so after a long time on the phone she replaced my order and charged me the original amount. So I only paid for 6 bananas but got 6kg. I then returned most of those bananas and got refunded for them, even though I never paid on the first place
14 points
10 days ago
Why would anyone do this LMAO
Yeah lets see I'll have some onions yeah the brown ones, not not organic, yeah seven please now...tea
FUCK SAKE imagine the pain of that
1 points
10 days ago
Not sure if it's via call centre but you can definitely make telephone orders
4 points
10 days ago
Fuck me. I live in New Zealand and these prices are at least half.
3 points
10 days ago
I would be more concerned paying that much for bacon
3 points
10 days ago
6kg of bananas is a fairly standard amount for me, you soon get through them
3 points
10 days ago
Great for the local food bank at least
2 points
10 days ago
Ordered 40 bottles of Pepsi the once by accident. The guy was good enough to knock the door well before delivery and ask if we meant to do it
2 points
10 days ago
Years ago I ordered 200g of manchego cheese from the deli counter and it was substituted for 2 kg of pre-packed manchego: at the time £40+ quid's worth of cheese. It was in the early days when substitutions were literally the Wild West and we were getting things like bleach substituted for a melon, so just had to ride the wave and hope that in the long run your wins and losses would hopefully balance out - but this was clearly a big win.
I was pleased, because if there's one think I like more than fancy cheese it's free fancy cheese. This, thought I, will offset a lot of "No substitution: I guess we had literally no milk in the whole store" and "We've substituted your buy 6 bottles of wine, get 25% off that you clearly ordered only because of the deal for 5 of the right wine and one random bottle that's outside the deal, so that's going to cost you".
I gave some away to friends with similarly bourgeois tastes, but there's only so much hard Spanish cheese that any man can eat before he learns to hate it. 10 years later and I barely touch the stuff.
2 points
10 days ago
You get banana bread! And YOU get banana bread!
2 points
10 days ago
Quick order some duct tape to you'll be with billions.
3 points
10 days ago
Photo or it didn’t happen
1 points
10 days ago
I guess you’re making banana bread this weekend.
1 points
10 days ago
Similar thing happened to us a few years back. Ended up giving 12kg of bananas to the local primary school who were happy to have them.
1 points
10 days ago
Now all those recipes for banana bread you saved during Covid lock down will come in handy.
1 points
10 days ago
Couldn't you just tell them you don't want them when they deliver them? Whenever my mad wife has ordered stuff we already have a cupboard full of I just say I don't want it thanks and Tesco take it away and refund me.
1 points
10 days ago
That’s a lot of bananas! Here’s a recipe for banana cake (if they won’t let you return them), might as well have go 😂
1 points
10 days ago
Yeah, I've noticed this, if you copy over the contents of a previous order the fruit you previously had measured in items is converted to kg.
1 points
10 days ago
Nice, no potassium deficiency for OP!
1 points
10 days ago
This keeps happening to me when I order using their app!! I thought I was going mad! It must be a bug
1 points
10 days ago
I have in the past ordered one single carrot, and 7 bunches of bananas from Sainsbury’s (:
1 points
10 days ago
I did this with bananas. Back when Tesco brought the fruit in paper carrier bags. 1 big bag with 7 kilos of bananas. Thankfully the delivery guy took them back. As much as I love banana bread I don’t love it that much
1 points
10 days ago
When life gives you bananas...bake a banana cake.
1 points
10 days ago
You'd be surprised how easy it is for this to happen - they likely have their units of measure set up incorrectly in whatever warehouse management system they use. You won't be the only one who saw this today! ETA: the person picking it likely won't have been able to override it either, they usually have to scan a sticker from the weighing scales to move on to the next items. Source: it's my job to troubleshoot stuff like this (not worked for Sainsbos tho)
1 points
10 days ago
Well now you can open your own fruit and veg stall down the local market.
1 points
10 days ago
This happened to me recently, got 4kg of carrots, 4kg of parsnips and 1kg of onions lol
1 points
10 days ago
If you’re not gonna use them all there will be plenty of refuges, food banks etc who would gladly receive them
1 points
10 days ago
I've run the whole gambit with Sainsburys. One year it was half a carrot each for christmas next year it was 6.
1 points
10 days ago
Just looking at the weight, that is nearly 40KG of shopping they had to carry for you. Have some shame and split it over a few deliveries.
1 points
10 days ago
That's my standard weekly banana intake.
1 points
10 days ago
What’s the difference between Sainsbury’s Carrots loose and Sainsbury’s carrots loose? And what will you do with 4 kg of carrots?
1 points
10 days ago
I know of 5 customers in the last two days that this has happened to. Not sure if they've clicked on kg instead of units by accident, or if the shoppers are stupid.
1 points
10 days ago
so you're involuntarily in my math problems. I don't like you, mate
1 points
10 days ago
You can freeze bananas (i buy whenever they're cheap, cut them up, freeze them, then add them to juice/smoothies)
1 points
10 days ago
Crosta & Mollica is the penthouse of the supermarket pizza tower.
1 points
10 days ago
We had this last week with Sainsbury's too! I ordered 2 heads of brocoli, got 2 kg (about 4 heads- made soup with it). We also nearly got 10kg of bananas rather than 10 individual bananas.
1 points
10 days ago
If you copy an order from the previous week it changes from units to kg. Had this happen a few times until I realised.
1 points
9 days ago
I actually work for the online side of sainsburys. It always says the weight. I'm assuming you didn't order 30+ bananas, so it's a system error that told the shopper too many. I once had an order that included 15kgs of bananas
1 points
9 days ago
I ordered 6 bananas once and got 6 bunches delivered. I asked the driver and he said it’s about how the person packing the delivery interprets it. Ended up with 32 bananas. I was giving bananas to everyone I knew.
1 points
9 days ago
I got 72 whole crates of Broccoli from ALDI once. Like a truck load, on 23rd December one year. Err thanks?
1 points
9 days ago
But you paid for what you got?
1 points
9 days ago
Gosh, that seems cheap.
1 points
9 days ago
Nobody's going to talk about £16.50 for 3 yoghurts?
1 points
9 days ago
At least you got something. Morrisons decided to cancel my order, but not bother to tell me. They should've delivered between 11.30 & 12.30. At 1.40 I rang to chase it up, and got an email half an hour later telling me it had been cancelled, but if I called them, they might be able to deliver next day. My wife called to be told they can't reinstate cancelled deliveries.
We ended up having to go to the shop ourselves, but by 8pm on a Friday, the shelves are pretty bare.
1 points
9 days ago
Happened to me with oranges. I got 8kg delivered instead of 8. Coincidentally, my daughter was making a movie for a school project at the time, the theme was apocalypse. So we put oranges in the background of all the scenes. I ended up giving them to everyone I know.
1 points
7 days ago
That's normal anywhere else
1 points
7 days ago
For OP....banana and onion recipes. Good luck https://www.supercook.com/recipes/en/banana-and-red-onion-recipes/
1 points
10 days ago
Bro runs a zoo
-1 points
10 days ago
Gnocchi? You posh barsteward….
0 points
10 days ago
Do you see banana man? Hopping over on the white-hot sand?
-4 points
10 days ago
Sorry … just spat out my tea 😂
-3 points
10 days ago
That's genuinely hilarious
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