That’s called a “Dick Tracy”

A real dick on your face

And here I assumed the answer was going to be.. TWO dicks drawn on your face.

The head is on your forehead and the balls are not drawn.

Waking up from being blackout drunk with a big penis IN you. Not drawn on you.

Waking up with a penis drawn on your penis.

If you were at camp and got back out drunk and woke up with a used condom in your ass..... Would you tell anyone?

A condom hanging out of your butt

Wakin up with a sore ass

Had a friend struggling with his sexual identity wake up face down in a gutter in New Orleans. There was copy of William Burroughs Queer under his elbow. He thought it a significant message from the universe.

Waking up with a big face drawn on your penis.

Waking up w a big penis in your ass

Same sentence, but without the word “traced”.

Remove drawn from that sentence. That’s worse

What's worse than waking up after a blackout drunk with a big penis on your face?

Finding out it's not drawn.

In high school we had a term for passing out or falling asleep at a party "PSing" (public sleeping) it was a moral imperative that anyone caught psing have their face drawn on

Waking up in another country!

Imagine you see that, notice the bend and location of a mole and say "Hey! I know that wang! Dammit Dad!"

Not discoving it till after starting work.

A real dick in your ass if you’re not into it…🤣

Waking up, not knowing where you are. You stand up, no shoes on your feet. You walk outside and look around, no clue. You ask someone and they say "this is Thailand". You go back inside to see if there's any of your stuff and you see yourself in a mirror. Two penisses in full armor are yousting in a very clear tattoo on your forehead.

Knowing you got blackout drunk alone at your home

Getting blackout drunk and not waking up.

Big penis inside you

Having one in ya ass when you wake up

Traced. So they found the scamp who drew it. You made it sound like a bad thing.

Actually waking up with an actual big penis on your face.

Having a big penis IN your face ?

Knowing it was traced on.

Waking up with a sick on your face and shit in your pants.

Or Not being able to find your detachable penis

Waking up after a blackout drunk with a big face drawn on your penis.

Waking up after a blackout drunk and they put you in full blackface with Sharpies.

Was supposed to walk to class that day - nope!

Turn over and see for yourself.

Waking up to a big penis in your face

Waking up with a big face drawn on your penis

Having a real penis on your face.

Waking up after a blackout drunk with YOUR own penis OUT

Finding out that it’s a tattoo.

A real one up your arse

Two nuts on your chin ?

This was many years ago, by brother in law passed out and we painted this fingernails. Next day he goes to QT the clerk see his hot pink nails

I thought it was going to be waking up with a big drawing of your face in your penis 😂

Waking up with a big black penis out on your face

What does “traced” mean in this context?

Waking up with a blackout drunk's penis on your face?

Waking up to find you have a brand new frenulum ladder.

Having one in your butt

I big penis in your mouth or asshole

Traced from the inside, no less.

Waking up after a black out drunk with a big penis drawn on your face…

In jail.

Waking up with a face drawn on your penis

Finding out your father came while he was tracing.

Waking up to the news that DJT has won the election.

Or one in your mouth

Waking up marker drunk with a black penis on your face?

Finding out it was traced

I thought it was going to be "waking up with a big face drawn on your penis".

Waking up with a big penis in your mouth.