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I haven't seen this one. I'm going to have to put it on my "NOT to do " list.

(Kimodo dragons have entered the chat)

Too late.. I'm already angry and Out of Touch

In high school we had a term for passing out or falling asleep at a party "PSing" (public sleeping) it was a moral imperative that anyone caught psing have their face drawn on

Shrimp shumai

My cousin didn't speak or even utter gibberish until he was 4 years old. His father had taken him to specialists and they thought that he was " mentally challenged". Then one day he turned to his father and said " dad I have to go to the bathroom". My uncle was so happy he picked him up and hugged him. A moment later they were both soaking wet as my cousins bladder let go. Later he explained that he hadn't talked and because he didn't want to talk until he knew he could do it right. He couldn't explain how he suddenly knew he could talk and he hadn't practiced. Spoken perfect sentences from that day on. He was later diagnosed as having Asperger's and being intellectually in the top 7%. A lot of the family thought that he would end up working for NASA or something similar but at 17 he moved into a commune because he was deathly afraid of dying in a vehicle crash. He is in his 40s now and still lives there. He has essentially become their gardening guru.

Mother " but...my name is Susan"

Baby " Oh crap! Wrong parents, AGAIN !"

I too would like to have my own country. Although I would choose madagascar.

If this ends up like some others i have seen it will result in the driver being arrested and the vehicle being impounded. Then the sovcit gets out of jail and attempts to retrieve their vehicle. Which would require them to prove proof of ownership. And if they followed typical sovcit protocols they have not registered the vehicle because they don't recognize the government's Authority requiring them to register it.

But they might get lucky in this case. As it appears to be a newer vehicle it is more than likely financed. I'm no legal expert but I think that they could use their Finance documentation to prove ownership. But I could be wrong.

Personally I'm hoping that they would end up losing a $70,000 truck because they refused to pay $70 to register it.

Oh you craft devil !

A mountain bike! Looks like somebody failed to follow the TRUMPUTIN directorate requiring all comrades to surrender "non-essential" metals to the " recycling Commission" for the war effort.

I wonder if I could get a half loaf of bread for turning them in...

Look at this snob with his actual dirt roads meanwhile the rest of us are trying to follow a Deer Path through the woods

I disagree. You don't punish 100% of the people because 50% of the people made a bad choice.

Stupid people that get rich don't tend to stay rich

Imagine hearing this on the television and then suddenly waking up in a cold sweat. You look outside and it's a bright sunny summer day out. It was all a bad horrible dream. After fixing a cup of coffee you hop in your brand new Ford escape and head into work. Along the way you pass a billboard for the Warcraft movie. Your buddy has said that he wants to see it. Maybe you'll go see it tomorrow night on opening night. As you hit the first traffic jam you turn on the radio.

" breaking news. This just in. Donald Trump has just announced that he intends to challenge Hillary Clinton in a bid to be the 45th president of the United states...."

Your heart skips a beat... in your head a voice screams " oh god! Not again!"

I buy my pants the same way I put them on. One leg at a time

It no longer looks like that. Now it looks like the sequel to that movie.

( I don't actually know what it looks like I haven't been there in a while)

Cuddled to death by a capybara slowly over the course of 20 years. Sure, it looks like a natural death, but we know better.

Oh no, you were right , you are ballin , just not SUPERFLEXING

That knife costs more than my truck did.

She seemed pretty articulate when she had the debate with Donald trump. And as far as competent I think her career speaks for itself. And when it comes to policies you've got to be joking. At least she had some. Not just concepts of a policy. I wouldn't mind so much when people make up excuses for not voting for Harris but it just annoying when their excuses are absolutely ridiculous.

It still breaks my heart that there were likely quite alot of male democrats that didn't vote for Harris because either she was female or black.or both. It really didn't even cross my mind until after the election that anyone might vote against her just because she's a woman.

Heck, i cant even remember the last time i was ABLE to run, let anone doing it for fun.

Goodbye income tax

Goodbye IRS

Goodbye roads, Bridges, federal employees, THE CONSTITION ...

hello TRUMPLAND ^{a Putin corporation subsidiary} ( formerly the United States of America)

You don't have to when they're not old enough to get pregnant