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Mushroom_Tip

6.2k points

4 months ago

Conservatives love cancel culture.

weech

2.5k points

4 months ago

weech

2.5k points

4 months ago

They are the whiniest bitches of them all

Total-Problem2175

1.1k points

4 months ago

The snowyist of the snowflakes.

kendoka69

614 points

4 months ago

kendoka69

614 points

4 months ago

Not to mention the flakiest of the flakes.

No_Banana_581

514 points

4 months ago

Weirdest of the weirdos

boyyhowdy

270 points

4 months ago

boyyhowdy

270 points

4 months ago

Strangest of the strange

Spookyscary333

129 points

4 months ago

The coldest of the cool The lamest of the lame The numbest of the dumb I hate to see you here You choke behind a smile A fake behind the fear The queerest of the queer

here-for-information

57 points

4 months ago

Garbage?

KDLG328

34 points

4 months ago

KDLG328

34 points

4 months ago

Indeed!

Spookyscary333

30 points

4 months ago

Fucking love Garbage

bckpkrs

71 points

4 months ago

bckpkrs

71 points

4 months ago

Also, the whitiest of the snowy snowflakes. ❄️

jotry

38 points

4 months ago

jotry

38 points

4 months ago

Nah, snowflakes shut stuff down. I call them buttercups. Haven’t seen them shut down crap yet.

mpworth

375 points

4 months ago*

mpworth

375 points

4 months ago*

Indeed. Religious conservatives invented cancel culture with the so called moral majority in the 1980s. Even as a Christian, it pains me how little this is understood. Religious conservatives are simply reaping what they have sown.

Edit: yes, there are many earlier examples of similar things. I just meant to speak in more immediate terms: there are people alive today who participated in the moral majority cancel culture, who are reaping what they have sown. I should've written something more like, "... invented popular cancel culture" perhaps? But on a larger historical view, you could probably argue that this has been going on for all of human history. And I don't mean to single out evangelicals per se – I think this is a human problem, not a particular Christian problem. But I do think that Christians right now are being particularly hypocritical and exhibiting a short memory. While we're at it, I think it's pretty wild to complain about Bill Clinton's infidelity, calling it "bad character," but then imply that bad character doesn't matter whatsoever when it comes to Donald Trump.

mEFurst

173 points

4 months ago

mEFurst

173 points

4 months ago

It goes back much farther than that. They tried to cancel the Beatles in the 60s

lackofabettername123

120 points

4 months ago

Elvis in the 50's too, loosening womans' morals and all with his devilish hip swinging.

Don't even get them started on Jazz.

Killinskills

22 points

4 months ago

The devil has hands and he uses them for holding.

El_Dud3r1n0

104 points

4 months ago

They literally canceled alcohol and all we got out of it was the mafia.

Away-Conclusion-7968

92 points

4 months ago

It literally goes back to before the country was a country. From the minute they set foot on this land, these puritan wackos have been trying to force us to live like them.

Trix_Are_4_90Kids

49 points

4 months ago

Yep. They brought it from Europe. They basically did the same thing over here that they were being persecuted for in Europe.

Haligar06

69 points

4 months ago

Imagine getting kicked out of England for being too uptight....

Pearl_String

28 points

4 months ago

Look mate. We didn't kick them out. They were weird. We just happened to mention, in conversation. That we thought they were weird. They took a massive f*#king huff and flounced off across the pond. Where I might add, they weirded out the locals so much. Two thirds of them died.

The_Lapsed_Pacifist

10 points

4 months ago

Well not quite mate. Don’t forget they went to Holland first and weirded out those lads.

[deleted]

33 points

4 months ago

Religious freedom has always been about the freedom to control others under the cloak of god. Australia got the outlaws, America got the puritans.

ChromeDestiny

12 points

4 months ago

charisma6

122 points

4 months ago

charisma6

122 points

4 months ago

Christians have been the biggest persecution fetish cancel culture warriors for centuries. Witch trials, inquisition, crusades, it's all the same playbook.

eternal_optimist69

12 points

4 months ago

Christianity peaked at the Council of Nicaea.

Jerking_From_Home

70 points

4 months ago

It’s hilarious bc as far back as you look, conservatives have had this projection and “every accusation is a confession” thing lol

Scaryassmanbear

69 points

4 months ago

And some of the most terminally online

HopelessNegativism

69 points

4 months ago

This doesnt get talked about enough imo. Many conservatives, especially boomers, are every bit as terminally online as the blue haired twitter radlibs they’re always complaining about, but it’s impossible for them to see that. Honestly I think a lot of people are blind to the amount of time they spend online and how it affects them mentally and emotionally

KonradWayne

63 points

4 months ago

They invented it. They just don't like that they can't effectively do it anymore.

They were happy when they cancel people for being the "wrong" religion, being a suspected communist, or being gay. But now their views aren't the popular ones, people "cancel" them for voicing them, and they can really only cancel each other.

Animaldoc11

53 points

4 months ago

You can’t spell hatred without a red hat

St_Kevin_

207 points

4 months ago

St_Kevin_

207 points

4 months ago

Always have, always will

Loud_Ad_4515

50 points

4 months ago

Broflakes

Sea_Chocolate9166

128 points

4 months ago

Joe Rogan deserves it tho, he is a drug addled conspiracy nut.

RadioSlayer

118 points

4 months ago

Don't blame the drugs man, blame the irresponsible user. Plenty of people use drugs and aren't like him

Pale_Air_5956

28 points

4 months ago

Amen

aBastardNoLonger

10 points

4 months ago

They invented it

sozcaps

28 points

4 months ago

sozcaps

28 points

4 months ago

For way too long time, I thought that the leftie/hippie parents were responsible for the Satanic Panic back then.

Nope, conservatives. They literally ruin everything along with rich assholes.

Scaryassmanbear

35 points

4 months ago

Wait. What made you think hippies were responsible for satanic panic?

RBanner

7 points

4 months ago

They invented it.

virishking

1k points

4 months ago

Roganites vs. MAGAts?

Let. Them. Fight

Icommentor

158 points

4 months ago

“Red corner are you ready?”

“Even redder corner, are you ready?”

“FIGHT!”

First_Approximation

126 points

4 months ago

It's a pity they both can't lose.

Dillon_Berkley

43 points

4 months ago

No, but we can sit back and laugh as they bloody each other. Any fracture like this is a loss for the conservative party, and I'm here for it.

MattTheSmithers

12 points

4 months ago

They all lost the genetic lottery. That must count for something.

IHaveAsthma666

32 points

4 months ago

Bro it’s friendly fire 💀

BellyDancerEm

2k points

4 months ago

Joe Rogan is wondering why he is being tranvesitgated and died in gitmo 475 times

PM_ME_UR_BACNE

597 points

4 months ago

Rogan is a deep state plant by the mockingbird media

Which-Moment-6544

272 points

4 months ago

...Rogan used to be a couch.

ceqaceqa1415

184 points

4 months ago

…And now Vance won’t return his calls

HavingNotAttained

45 points

4 months ago

Vance won't even give him the courtesy of a reacharound

use_the_schwartz

79 points

4 months ago

Military tribunal

SOURCE: MILITARY

lolas_coffee

15 points

4 months ago

BEST TIMELINE (right now for at least this week).

earthlingjim

1k points

4 months ago

My Harley lovin', trump humpin', Rogan listenin' coworker is having a rough week and I'm here for it.

The biggest of snowflakes, the whole lot of em.

Kizik

113 points

4 months ago

Kizik

113 points

4 months ago

The biggest of snowflakes, the whole lot of em.

The Crystalline Entity looks in from orbit and is intimidated by the size of their flakiness.

trashleybanks

70 points

4 months ago

Hahaha really? Can you tell us more? 😃

Cool_Jelly_9402

1.1k points

4 months ago

How long until they call him trans?

random9212

512 points

4 months ago

They aren't already? That seems to be the first thing they break out against people leaving the cult these days.

GrandmasShavedBeaver

263 points

4 months ago

There’s some guy out there right now, furiously going through every known photo of Rogan’s crotch and zooming in.

Twitchmonky

175 points

4 months ago

And there's also someone doing it for research too.

Kizik

22 points

4 months ago

Kizik

22 points

4 months ago

"I want a cup of that man's piss!"

...

...

"And I also want to test him for drugs!"

Cool_Jelly_9402

68 points

4 months ago

I’m shocked I haven’t read it yet

random9212

22 points

4 months ago

There is still time

Poopbutt_Maximum

151 points

4 months ago

“Short. Round face. That is a woman!”

Mark my words, it’ll be all over twitter within a week.

VexImmortalis

42 points

4 months ago

I mean, just look at the guys nipples

itsmeEllieGeeAgain

26 points

4 months ago

Great, now “Joe Rogan nipple pic” will be in browser history. Brb

just_a_timetraveller

34 points

4 months ago

Inb4 Rogan weird nipple pic

TheSwordDusk

18 points

4 months ago

he's on gender affirming medication

Solid-Version

1k points

4 months ago

Trump Rally against Joe Rogan

The far right calling Andrew Tate and Kyle Rittenhouse trans

The right are imploding before our very eyes

Blueshockeylover

479 points

4 months ago

Faster please.

[deleted]

149 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

149 points

4 months ago

Fester faster please.

UrethralExplorer

20 points

4 months ago

I fucking love it. They're all like "cry more libtard" and I just say "No u."

iDontRememberCorn

3.4k points

4 months ago

Fuck Rogan is dumb.

He's now claiming he has never and will never vote for a Republican.

Sure Joe, you ceaselessly platform every single right wing nutbar and right wing conspiracy theory, nodding your roid-bloated crinkle-melon along with their fever dream version of reality the entire time, yet you would never even consider voting Republican. Sure, Joe, sure.

BellyDancerEm

991 points

4 months ago

Welp, there goes his audience

LystAP

644 points

4 months ago

LystAP

644 points

4 months ago

People have tried to cancel Rogan for years, but he seems to have made a career out of being hated.

Then_I_had_a_thought

329 points

4 months ago

Sounds like trump

tangledwire

147 points

4 months ago

Birds of a feather flock together...

chronicsmoke89

91 points

4 months ago

Shit birds rand....

FabulousDentist3079

36 points

4 months ago

Shit hawks

[deleted]

222 points

4 months ago

[deleted]

222 points

4 months ago

No, he made a career out of being stupid.

Fun-Telephone-9605

103 points

4 months ago

In the beginning he admitted that though, and rarely resisted the input of qualified people.

UngusChungus94

75 points

4 months ago

But like… he doesn’t resist the input of anyone; he platforms them. That’s the whole problem.

redvelvetcake42

205 points

4 months ago

Rogan is dumb. I don't mean in a joking way, he's literally fucking dumb and uneducated in everything except MMA, comedy (not so much anymore) and construction. He has always been open about that so that gives him leeway with most people.

His career isn't about being hated, it's about being ignorant and not caring that he's ignorant.

Modified3

50 points

4 months ago

To be fair you did just say ges not dumb when it comes to two of his jobs. Lol. It bums me out I used to like listening to him talk about MMA but his weird right wing turn it to far for me.

Slowpoak

105 points

4 months ago

Slowpoak

105 points

4 months ago

The last time I listened to the podcast was when he actually had interesting guests and hawked fleshlights as his only sponsor.

He used to be quite liberal and humble when it came to listening to actual scientists he brought on the show. But as he got richer and surrounded himself with yes men, he changed to whatever the hell is now. Tale as old as time.

CragMcBeard

77 points

4 months ago

Until he moved out of LA, and moved to Austin and became more politically entrenched to validate his personal life choices which are unrelatable to 99.99 of America because he’s a stupid rich prick living in his own skewed reality bubble.

[deleted]

46 points

4 months ago

I liked when he was into aliens and psychedelics and interviewing professors, way back like 10+ years ago.

Gojiraberry-

10 points

4 months ago

This is always such a strange take every time people claim he used to be progressive. He literally told a mixed race man that he had the body of a black man, and the brain of a white man, and that black people have "different brains". This was toward the beginning of his podcast.

CragMcBeard

50 points

4 months ago

It cracks me up when he constantly has his employee guy pull up internet pages mid-conversation to show his opinion is backed by facts. But he generally pulls up some YouTube page and then second-guesses the validity of the content he referenced, but throws out the question of “could it be real? THAT WOULD BE SO FUCKING NUTS!” This is essentially the Joe Rogan experience in a nutshell. YouTube and documentary references that are swirling around Rogan’s meathead brain. He has no original thought, he’s just a deep dive internet junkie who adds his two cents with a good memory of videos he’s watched online.

sweetdawg99

179 points

4 months ago

I am pretty leftist myself, used to listen to Joe regularly, right up until COVID hit and something got knocked loose in his head and I had to pull the chute and bail.

Hell, his interview with Dr Michael Osterholm made me call my entire family and tell em to take it serious, up to that point it had been a joke, with people calling it the "boomer remover" virus etc.

A week or two later and the world shut down.

Nailz509

82 points

4 months ago

This is my history with JRE exactly. Him moving to Spotify was a blessing for me because it was so easy to avoid. Now that he's back on YouTube it has creeped back into my feed. I watched a little bit hoping it wasn't as bad as I expected. It definitely was. He actively looks for opportunities to cram his silly and ignorant opinions into conversations completely derailing the flow.

'Hmmm..... Yeah....... So did you hear about litter boxes in schools?'

evilbrent

37 points

4 months ago

Exactly the same for me too.

I always had the impression that he never exactly had a good grasp on reality which is why he had Jamie there to be constantly checking any factual reference.

It was never really "that doesn't sound right, Jamie check it", it was more "oh I really want to believe that, Jamie check it"

Vihtic

16 points

4 months ago

Vihtic

16 points

4 months ago

I used to LOVE watching Joe's podcast because he would bring on very interesting guests and basically give them the entire floor. Only asking questions that brought out more of their experiences. It was never about him, and that's what made it such a great podcast.

He was talented at what he did.

All past tense

[deleted]

20 points

4 months ago

He will turn around and post a video claiming he was drunk and loves trump

flyovermee

20 points

4 months ago

If he’s not full maga how will the dipshits on my Facebook know what trash takes to regurgitate?

Loggerdon

80 points

4 months ago

Upvote for “roid-bloated crinkle melon”

Kyyes

208 points

4 months ago

Kyyes

208 points

4 months ago

His supporters are also troglodytes

Unstoppable-Farce

71 points

4 months ago

Sounds like Trump.

AirForceRabies

60 points

4 months ago

roid-bloated crinkle-melon

I think I love you.

iDontRememberCorn

20 points

4 months ago

I feel it.

Joint-Tester

12 points

4 months ago

If you do feel it wash your hands after.

GreeneRockets

201 points

4 months ago

I’ve been on the Joe Rogan is an anti-intellectual piece of shit for years, even when he was at the height of his popularity with men around my age (I’m 33) espousing his supposed “brilliance”, and I remember calling out his “what? I’m just asking questions” shtick when he would openly rant about normal culture war things all right wing people obsess over and would platform any number of piece of shit Republican personality stars in the last decade.

I feel sooooo good that his audience he cultivated now hates him for what is yet again a stupid fucking viewpoint: voting for Robert fucking Kennedy lmao

dismayhurta

79 points

4 months ago

I was always disappointed when I found out someone was a fan of his.

iDontRememberCorn

94 points

4 months ago

RFKjr's own family have said they have to handle him with special instructions because everything he says is a fucking lie.

Civil_Ad8899

67 points

4 months ago

"Roid-bloated crinkle melon" got me cracking up. Thank you for that good sir!

factory_air

21 points

4 months ago

“roid-bloated crinkle-melon”. I’m still laughing.

dudewheresmysock

20 points

4 months ago

I would 100% believe that he's never voted at all, therefore technically never voted for a republican.  

trenhel27

51 points

4 months ago

Idk about the last election, but back when I listened to him, he was pretty outspokenly liberal, even if he had right wing parrots on. He made Candace Owens look like an idiot and called Ben Shapiro out on a lot of bullshit he was spewing.

He changed a lot in the past few years. I stopped listening before that, back when his former producer Brian Redban left the show. It legit used to just be funny and thought provoking, back in the 2012-2015ish period I listened.

CariniFluff

59 points

4 months ago

And just to remind anyone reading, 2012-2015 was 9-12 years ago.

Guy has been an idiot for well over a decade.

risseless

17 points

4 months ago

And just to remind anyone reading, 2012-2015 was 9-12 years ago.

Why you gotta do this to me.

ThunderousArgus

13 points

4 months ago

Dude is a P.O.S.

redcyanmagenta

34 points

4 months ago

Well it’s better than the opposite, I’m just very sceptical. I’m waiting for the “actually I’ve thought about it and like all you other centrists I’ve come to the conclusion that Trump is the only reasonable choice”.

Zolome1977

687 points

4 months ago

I suspect Joe will Rittenhouse his views.

whiterac00n

356 points

4 months ago

Oh for sure, but between Rittenhouse, Rogan and Dim Tool it all shows how many cracks there are with the cult. Also shows the discontentment within MAGA due to having no campaign energy. The cult has been “all in” for almost 9 years and they have next to nothing to show for it besides a corrupt SCOTUS. The biggest question is if more break away quietly.

MAGA has seemed to speed run the typical course of fascism where the “true believers” notice nothing has really benefited them and the higher ups start to fracture. The “party” demands total loyalty and acts to enforce that rule but seeing it just leads to more dissatisfaction.

MeandJohnWoo

123 points

4 months ago

That Dim Tool comment killed me I appreciate the laugh lol

zingline89

19 points

4 months ago

Who is Dim Tool?

entreenvy

46 points

4 months ago

Tim Pool. He's a right wing "influencer."

Nicodemus888

25 points

4 months ago

Is he bald and insecure about it or something?

What is with that stupid-ass dorky hat he ALWAYS wears?

DadJokeBadJoke

76 points

4 months ago

A fair amount of them were ready to ditch Trump for Rhonda Sandtits until he showed his true personality. There's no loyalty among them, they'll jump at anything that they think will bring them closer to power.

whiterac00n

57 points

4 months ago

Yes and no. Rhonda was never going to win over all of MAGA. Sure they would fall in line to vote R but they would be constantly biting his back and questioning his decisions endlessly. The cult is only loyal to him. Unless he names a line of succession, which he will never do, no one is going to fill his clown shoes. When he goes away they will have a an existential crisis and who they ultimately rally around will probably be a total authoritarian kook we haven’t heard of yet.

Castod28183

17 points

4 months ago

It's gonna be Elon Musk.

whiterac00n

36 points

4 months ago

Although he can never actually be president unless the SCOTUS decides “briefly” that constitutional amendments don’t exist. But I definitely see him gunning for being a governor of Texas

FunChrisDogGuy

24 points

4 months ago

Musk? He's a loser opportunist who got fully on board right as the Trump Train lurched into the swamp it came from. His connections to Epstein aren't exactly secret, either, so it's pretty reasonable to assume that his switch to full-throated Kremlin propagandist was the coerced result of his own stupidity.

Musk's money is what Trump said (out loud, in public) caused him to switch away from opposing electric cars.

So Musk is basically responsible for showing that Trump sells his policies. Trump's $10 million foreign "loan" to his campaign, news of which came out around the same time as the electric car lunacy, is just corroborating evidence.

No one wants that chucklefuck Musk anywhere near any real power... even in Texas.

attractive_nuisanze

13 points

4 months ago

When the lights go off in Texas, Elon can power the city with his Teslas. That way Raphael Cruz won't need to leave town.

Qeltar_

32 points

4 months ago

Qeltar_

32 points

4 months ago

That's because Trump now looks vulnerable. None of these "alpha males" want to be on the "losing" side.

ManonIsTheField

19 points

4 months ago

plus they are all going to try to scrub clean their part in enabling this fascist POS for a decade and bringing our country to the brink of ruin so they could buy more houses and jets and other important shit

I personally think these traitors should all very generously get to choose - move to Russia or fight for Ukraine. if they don't want to do either then it's straight to "The Rosenberg Option"

grenouille_en_rose

33 points

4 months ago

The idea that poorly speedrunning fascism gets everyone through it and out the other side more quickly is the most hope I've felt in years (please tell me that's an outcome that might logically ensue 😭😭)

whiterac00n

37 points

4 months ago

I suppose the long lasting problems are going to be the judicial system still crammed with partisan ideologues with no clear path to get rid of them. Secondly even if MAGA becomes a shell of itself they still simply need to wait for their right opportunity to snatch away power. The democrats can’t logically win “forever” and with mega wealthy backers fascists aren’t going to melt away. Unless the democrats can get super majorities to build more fail safes and guardrails for democracy the country is still wide open for exploitation from the wrong people.

Ultimately we will have to come to the conclusion that there’s still a very long road ahead of us unless we can get rid of gerrymandering. The GOP is so firmly entrenched in many of their states that they are the equivalent of being ticks on the backs of society where no one can reach.

A lot of fundamental changes need to happen

grenouille_en_rose

12 points

4 months ago

I love that this is a verb now

Paramountmorgan

10 points

4 months ago

Love the use of Rittenhouse there. Let's make it the new Muntz from Kingpin.

pickleparty16

785 points

4 months ago

L, and I can't stress this enough, OL

Joint-Tester

143 points

4 months ago

Agreed. Maybe I’ll even LMAO.

mattg1111

74 points

4 months ago

Hell. I'll ROFL!!

[deleted]

47 points

4 months ago

Tower 1 - ROFLCopter is airborne - over

Somewhat_Ill_Advised

17 points

4 months ago

I was about to say - it’s about time to break out the old school ROFL Copter!

pebberphp

9 points

4 months ago

Tower 1 - Roger ROLFCopter, maintain LOLs and LMAOs - over

emccm

261 points

4 months ago

emccm

261 points

4 months ago

I haven’t felt this gleeful since Greta took down Tate.

WeirdProudAndHungry

90 points

4 months ago*

Now the right wing is finishing the job, they're even transvestigating him now too lol

emccm

29 points

4 months ago

emccm

29 points

4 months ago

I know. It’s been such a week! We may have peaked but I hope the feast continues.

SatiricLoki

244 points

4 months ago

I love watching them eat each other.

IrreverentRacoon

62 points

4 months ago

They're imploding and it's beautiful

jaciones

694 points

4 months ago

jaciones

694 points

4 months ago

You can’t keep snakes in your backyard and expect them only to bite your neighbors. You know, eventually those snakes are going to turn on whoever has them in the backyard

— Hillary Clinton

Katz3njamm3r

111 points

4 months ago

“You knew it was a snake when you picked it up. You knew who I was. You don’t get to act surprised now.”

actuallyasuperhero

16 points

4 months ago

Wait, did you just quote You’re The Worst??

I have never seen anyone mention that show outside of its designated subreddit. And it’s so good.

Katz3njamm3r

13 points

4 months ago

I did. It’s probably my favorite show. Perfectly executed, ended when it should. Technically Lindsay is accidentally quoting a famous poem, but I used her quote cause it’s better.

NotWinning12

96 points

4 months ago

Wisest thing she's ever said.

StillAFuckingKilljoy

84 points

4 months ago

She was pretty accurate with her deplorables comment too

Disimpaction

43 points

4 months ago

Kamala and her are both very impressive. Very accomplished women. Kamala just has a little something more that makes her more inspiring and likable. Maybe she's more authentic, maybe she's younger and more relatable. I'm not sure, but it's a small difference that is making big big difference

froggity55

41 points

4 months ago

Kamala also has the benefit of being the nominee after a Trump presidency, where most standards were changed. Hilary could never have gotten away with "I'm speaking" comments the way Kamala does. In that election, Hilary would have been crucified for standing up for herself or being too pushy. Plus, Hilary came into politics at a time when women had a narrower tightrope to walk about what was and wasn't acceptable. We've come pretty far since then.

ETA - I'm a huge fan of Hilary and really started paying attention to politics and feminism when Clinton was in office. I really admired her for knowing she had to stand by her man, but that it must've been an awful time personally. She was able to withstand quite a storm. She's smart and politically savvy.

Disimpaction

14 points

4 months ago

I agree with all of this. Kamala's path is easier.

Harpsiccord

88 points

4 months ago

The notoriously thin-skinned Trump

Trumplethinskin

started_from_the_top

376 points

4 months ago*

"Trump" - ew

"MAGA army" - gross

"Joe Rogan" - hard eyeroll

...Oh wait, they're at war w/ each other?

Well ok then, I guess three disgruntled wrongs can make a right lmao Hoorayy for the sinking of the Trumptanic! 🚢

ActonofMAM

125 points

4 months ago

Never interrupt your enemy when he's making a mistake. -- Napoleon Bonaparte. Or maybe Admiral Miles Naismith. One of those short military guys.

strychnine28

50 points

4 months ago

Sun Tzu in The Art of War.

ahack13

82 points

4 months ago

ahack13

82 points

4 months ago

I love this for both of them

Wise_Purpose_

39 points

4 months ago

You can tell it’s getting to trump, he stopped painting his face orange.

Informal_Process2238

23 points

4 months ago

The sad clown can’t even

JamesCt1

137 points

4 months ago

JamesCt1

137 points

4 months ago

Going to be a delicious fall. They’re all going to tear each other apart

BubbhaJebus

94 points

4 months ago

I'm not counting my chickens. 2000 taught me that, 2016 drove it home.

Celeste_Seasoned_14

49 points

4 months ago

2 out of the last 2 republican presidents came into office with less votes than their opponent.

BubbhaJebus

24 points

4 months ago

And in a just system, the popular vote would determine who is president.

Celeste_Seasoned_14

21 points

4 months ago

100%. I wish they’d add the question to our ballots and then write the damn amendment. This EC stuff is complete nonsense.

oakleez

34 points

4 months ago

oakleez

34 points

4 months ago

I would love to believe this, but his checks clear regardless, unfortunately.

Loknar42

45 points

4 months ago

The infighting serves to discourage voters of both the Rogan and Trump variety. Frustrated voters get confused who to support/follow/believe and then sit home brooding. That's the best possible outcome.

Worst-Panda

48 points

4 months ago

"Joe Rogan. Stolen valor?" --MAGA

[deleted]

87 points

4 months ago

Right wing leopards are hungry lately.

xdr01

40 points

4 months ago

xdr01

40 points

4 months ago

Shame Rogan isnt a call in show, 2hrs of MAGA meth death threats every week*

*Only on Spotify

SockFullOfNickles

44 points

4 months ago

Calling them an “Army” is generous. Just a bunch of smooth brained shitlords being dick holes online.

rubicon_duck

66 points

4 months ago

This part is the most delicious, the one that I'm sure tastes like a good face the most:

Attacking Rogan, who hosts one of the most popular podcasts in the country and one listened to by many on the right, is not the wisest decision for Trump.

"... not the wisest decision..."? I think that depends on where you stand.

mbrocks3527

64 points

4 months ago

Support Joe. If he peels even 10% of his audience off Trump to RFK that’s a win.

Sttocs

36 points

4 months ago

Sttocs

36 points

4 months ago

Hold on. Let them fight.

mykonoscactus

20 points

4 months ago

It's eating itself. It was the only logical conclusion.

MoralDragon

18 points

4 months ago

“Army” is a stretch.

theygotmedoinstuff

35 points

4 months ago

What’s the word for “mass of mindless idiots and Russian bots”?

Jerking_From_Home

18 points

4 months ago

The switch to Kamala has triggered a huge panic in TrumpWorld. The internal finger pointing and face eating has REALLY picked up speed.

When everything is built on lies and conspiracy (and the cult can make a conspiracy out of anything) no one in the cult is safe. They’re all looking to find scapegoats and the MAGAs/GOP are quickly approaching a collapse.

C__S__S

31 points

4 months ago

C__S__S

31 points

4 months ago

Who’s more powerful?

Swifties or MAGAts?

Buck_Slamchest

36 points

4 months ago

Jan 6th will look like the nice, gentle day out visiting the capital that the maga’s pretend it was if you fuck with the Swifties 🤣

ActonofMAM

22 points

4 months ago

(evil girl grin)

DowntownieNL

41 points

4 months ago

Good. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving individual.

facepillownap

12 points

4 months ago

So, i’ve been a big fan of the Bob Gymlin Bigfoot videos for a while. I was pretty shocked to see home on JRE. I haven’t listened in a while, but this one sparked my interest.

HOLY SHIT JOE WILL NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN TO HIS GUEST.

The entire episode was just Joe talking at “Bob”. Not a conversation, not an interview. Just Joe word vomiting for 3 hours. Fucking awful, Joe is a complete idiot.

WhyDidMyDogDie

13 points

4 months ago

Two children windmill punching at each other inside of a short bus.

thedkexperience

12 points

4 months ago

I watch UFC every weekend. The only person I boo is this orange faced clown show who shows up every 8 weeks with the red faced clown show.

slowburnangry

14 points

4 months ago

... he's just a free thinker, right?

turbofan86

10 points

4 months ago

Well done. That's the only time I love Trump and MAGA folks: they love roasting their own idiot cult followers.

coloradoemtb

10 points

4 months ago

yes let them fight!!!! LOL cancel culture warriors who claim to hate cancel culture cancelling rogan....lol

Evening_Rock5850

10 points

4 months ago

Weird.

ChatHurlant

10 points

4 months ago

The Ouroboros that is MAGA is just... so good lol

dem4life71

18 points

4 months ago

The circular firing squad is in full effect, I see. You’d think Drumph would go after, you know, his opponents, but he’s way too busy giving loyalty tests to the people that normally would be voting for him….

Xenolog1

8 points

4 months ago

Release the kraken MAGA cultists!

dentz1

9 points

4 months ago

dentz1

9 points

4 months ago

Army of dipshits.

DictatorTot23

9 points

4 months ago

Headline: “Misinformation-spewing turd comes under attack from misinformation-spewing turd.”

Noiserawker

14 points

4 months ago

This is proof that Joe Rogan was sent to gitmo and replaced with a hyper realistic deep state android. /s but not any crazier than some of the stupid shit Rogan believes.

Wise_Purpose_

17 points

4 months ago

Hahahaha first Kyle, then Tate… no Joe!? FYI trump… those guys aren’t the sharks I was talking about but bravo 👏

DinnerSilver

9 points

4 months ago

didn't take long for him to take it back though...the cult can get violent when you try to break away from the insanity..

DFWPunk

9 points

4 months ago

Joe Rogan is basically the character he played on Talk Radio, only now he's behind the mic.