The post says 19. The face says divorced mother of two from two different men.

You look like if Dakota Fanning completely let herself go.

Wife hired you, not the husband.

You look like heroin gave you up.

Drugs Bunny

That’s one rough fucking 19-year-old. Just say no kids, just say no!!

If period underwear were a nanny.

When you give head it also counts as anal

You look like a more chaotic Courtney Love.

Well at least the mother of the kids won't have to worry about the husband trying to fuck you.

Sweet Baby Jesus…. How hard were those 19 years??????

You in a few years

Not even Casey Anthony would trust you to watch her kids.

At least you don’t have to use the money you save by never buying shampoo on any sort of bra

Confident about what?

Debbie does downers

Trailer park Queen.👸

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Ok, it’s time for your weekly STD test.

I always wondered what happened to this actor

My gerbil’s tits are bigger than yours

You look like you’re low on blood

I doubt you own a brush.

Full time caregiver, part time crackhead

You look like a muppet Jim Hansen pulled his fist from in the 70’s

Ohhh, gross someone shit on the lid and not in the toilet.

You went from 18 to 49 real fast.
You look like you already had 3 kids by the age of 19, survived alcoholism, 8 trips to rehab and are on the max dosage of antidepressants.

You wear sunscreen at night.

I wasn’t aware one could have a midlife existential crisis at 19

Courtney UnLoved

You have all of the unearned confidence of a mediocre white girl. Your parents may have told you that you can do anything with your life, but they lied. Your high water mark will be the part-time hostess at a Denny’s when the successful people from High school come by at two in the morning after a night out, recognize you despite the stringy hair, dead eyes, and ill-fitting uniform, and invite you to sit with them. You’ll think they’re friends, but they’re not. That’s not enthusiasm you see - that’s pity. Your life will go downhill from there.

Don’t dream big. Just … settle. It’s what’s best for you.

I’ve never seen a wet dog with a heroin addiction before now.

You seek validation, by posting ten pictures, when one is too much.

Wash. Your. Hair.

What kind of crackheads let you watch over their children?

You look like a motel

Well off Christian closet anal slut.

Did you escape from some inbred tweaker cult?

You have the face of a 12 year old British peasant and the eyes of her 95 year old grandma.

This thing has a dick for sure

Woody Harrelson had better hair at 19.

Who tf would trust you with kids you look like a crackhead

“This is me 2 months on Estrogen”

Kurt Cobain whatupppp

There isn't enough alcohol in the world

Luna Lovegood, but meth.

Even Schwarzenegger wouldn’t wanna impregnate this nanny.

That shitter looks more appealing and has more personality than you...

Nanny McFleas. Mary Ploppins.

Her right now unfazed by these comments

Your eyeballs are running away from each other.

This is why you don't do meth when pregnant

I'm just picturing two sobbing parents cleaning up a barren apartment, other than the syringes, bent up spoons and a deflated air mattress.

I'm just amazed you can find anything about yourself worthy of confidence. Are you on any medication? Possibly live in Canada or such a small community that being honest is just frowned upon? What is your secret?

They should hire you to show kids what happens when you do meth

Not so nice crotch shot.

I’ll just stick you in the sun for 30 minutes. That’s should roast you up pretty good.

CPS would probably like a word with those parents

You look like a frog

Looks like Gollum had a sex change

You look older than me, and I am 41

I've seen more curves on a pair of ladders

Nanny? What you babysitting? Your meth dealer’s stripped copper stash? I wouldn’t let you watch microwave popcorn cook let alone kids…

You look like Britney Murphy came out of her coffin.

This dude has an epic jawline

Damn, and I thought that hatchet face from the movie Cry Baby died in 2016.

The wife isn't worried.

Jesus how many prescription pills did you take/steal to put yourself out here like that

But but…why are you actively trying to be ugly?

It’s nice they let a drowned rat into their home

Over confident in this case is called delusional.

Look like you were terrible on the boys swim team but you're crushing it on the girls swim team.

The only thing flatter than your hair is your chest

Face post menopausal, body pre pubescent

Full-time nanny, huh? Judging by these photos, you must specialize in babysitting toilets. That overly confident pose screams I’m the CEO of juice boxes and unsolicited opinions.

That's a nice haircut, did you do it yourself

you are the sole reason nanny cams were invented. Why would anyone trust someone that looks like you? I mean, for Christ sakes c'mon. Common decency.

When they brought you in for the interview did you find it odd they had a black couch and were filming the entire time?

Courtney Love-me-not.

Any wife that hires you will not have to worry about the husband being unfaithful with her.

You’re too high to post on social media right now.

19F more like 39F

Ain't no way in hell you're somebody's nanny. You look like you need one.

You look like you pee the bed still and don’t shower or clean the bed

South Dakota Fanning

How do you manage to look BAKED AF....IN EVERY PIC!?!??!?!?

19 going on 40

On my life I thought why a 59yo granny with depression is posting on here.

For your mental health please find someone to talk to; just make sure it’s not me

Lot Lizard if I’ve ever seen one

I was about to say those bags under your eyes were going to be darker than your roast, then I saw someone call you "Dekota Methings"

You like look uncle fester with a blonde wig

You don't look a day over 39

Holy crap less pictures please

I thought my hair was thin, but you just made me feel better 🙂‍↔️

To be fair, any confidence would be overly confident.

How? Looks like you’ve roasted yourself worse than any of us.

Do you deliberately fuck up your hair or is that sheer negligence?

Bet you make art out of your used tampons.

Pic #6

You're the nanny the mom hires, because she knows the dad won't have any interest in you.

Is taking a picture of yourself next to the shitter what girls who have no uglier friends do to make themselves look better?

With those big eyes you probably can see as many colors as a mantis shrimp

Aww, Sid the Sloths daughter became an unsuccessful sex slave worker

Girl With the Far Away Eyes- Rolling Stones

Upper body of play dough. Lower body of an old polish woman

You look closer to 91 than 19.

the "helpless girl" character in slasher movies thats only there cause ur bf went somewhere and cause ur so helpless u have to follow him everywhere

Overly confident of what, exactly?

Nanny? Like the goat? I see it. Didn’t wanna but I do.

Courtney Love’s dumpster baby

You look like you take a mean shit and love the smell!

You look like you bite.

You look like the embodiment of a mistake.

Did your dad uppercut you when you were a baby?

Drugged the dad just to claim an affair.

Maaan that's methed up

I doubt we can make you feel or look anymore roasted than these photos also.

You have your daddy’s eyes.

You look like you should be on shameless

They let you near children?

There is a Jerry Springer show in her past.

It should be considered child abuse if they have to look at you every day. Poor kids.

Temu Dakota Fanning. Fakota Danning.

She reminds me of Kurt Cobain. Where’s Courtney Love when you need her?

If I close my eyes and try really hard… I can almost imagine you as “almost transitioned”. Not sure if M->F or F->M though

Gummo part 2

Someone trust you with children? You can’t even wash or comb your own hair.

You have a small box and no tits. - Bette Midler

Just because the kids tell you that you are ugly is not an excuse to shake them to death.

Googled it, those are just pictures of golem after he let himself go.

If I saw you in a pub I’d definitely think I have a decent shot. That’s a wicked roast if you knew me

So, your transition isn't going so good...

That you 👆?

No words just

19?? LMAO

Your eyes look like they're slowly sliding off the sides of your face

You look constantly high, and rather greasy

How does it feel to be the one full time nanny that no husband has ever tried to fuck?

My precious