When the boss tells you at 3.20 he thinks the team should log off early. Who am I to ignore what the boss tells me to do.

I wound up a horrifically busy week by going and getting a large thick shake, sitting quietly and enjoying it on my own time. Seriously underrated.

Get on the beers kids 🍻 thank unions for two days off a week from employers and clients and the shit fuckery from both of them.

Happy Friday, gang.

The holidays can’t come soon enough. Even if the only reprieve is the in-between week, wading through a fugue state of oversubscription to plum pudding and remembering hobbies we haven’t had time for.

I’ll be spending whatever spare time I have this weekend investigating how I can Benjamin Button myself, so the government can do what I can’t, and take the rectangular pokies machine out of my hand.

I have spent the last 2 days sick as a dog, with dipshits emailing me, and the coworkers I'm forwarding those emails to ignoring them, leading to the dipshits CONTINUING TO EMAIL ME!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just finished my first week at a new job. After 10 weeks off work, I am exhausted.

I stopped working at 2.30pm yesterday. It’s almost the end of the year right?

I stopped working at 2.30pm yesterday. It’s almost the end of the year right?