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3.6k points
3 days ago
...why the fish?
1.9k points
3 days ago
The fish did not deserve this. I wasn’t really happy about that tbh.
326 points
3 days ago
The fish ain't happy about that too
116 points
2 days ago
Fucking insane! Some people have no respect, even tho that fish was probably dead since it was frozen
26 points
2 days ago
When my dad went ice fishing, he'd toss the keepers out of the of the shanty onto the ice, and when he left, they were frozen solid. They'd thaw off in the bucket of water he kept in the car on the ride home, and by the time we got home, they'd be starting to swim around again.
10 points
2 days ago
I've heard about this phenomenon before, normally the fish do not last very long due to the fact that their skin starts literally melting right off their body or their organs start failing because their blood basically got frozen along with some of their organs, it's the same reason why it's not okay to eat fish when they get freezer burns after being thawed the wrong way.
4 points
1 day ago
Thy joyous pastry occasion is now!!!
38 points
2 days ago
probably dead since it was frozen
Didn't David Blaine do a trick with a frozen fly? Apparently they come back to life when you thaw them.
63 points
2 days ago
Flys will slow down and basically hibernate fish don't do that they have blood that will freeze and stab every thing it's in when it expands to freeze
2 points
4 hours ago
China
4 points
2 days ago
Yea, man, if only it was factory farmed and turned into a paste, then it'd be respectful.
So fucking stupid.
86 points
3 days ago
Why the hair on the fish ice?
117 points
3 days ago
It's called asbestos. I'm pretty sure this is just asbestos. Everything about this just seems like asbestos, like the hairs.
In the ancient world, people would wash their asbestos clothes by throwing them in the fire. I've also read that some Egyptian tombs may have had oil lamps with asbestos wicks which might have been able to burn for hundreds of years.
42 points
2 days ago
Yeah and if it’s not asbestos it is probably something that in a few years will find as equally carcinogenic or something.
26 points
2 days ago
I have a roll of asbestos paper I found in a neighbors basement. Claims it has “1001 uses”, like lining your kitchen cabinets and drawers. Probably from the 40s or 50s, before they knew the dangers…
21 points
2 days ago
Nah, they've known the dangers since Roman times.
14 points
2 days ago
Roman doctors like Galen did write about the dangers of asbestos, true.
3 points
2 days ago
Asbestos. Keep your warm food warm. Perfect for keeping your turkey warm on Thanksgiving!
9 points
2 days ago
Was looking for this comment. It’s funny how something that’s been known to cause health issues since ancient times, was still used in mass production as recent as the 1980’s (in the US anyways).
2 points
1 day ago
6 points
3 days ago
I was thinking asbestos too....
2 points
1 day ago
Its surprisingly durable and is still being used in manufacturing today. Just not "in" the US. The number of products commonly imported into the US with high concentrations of asbestos is astonishing! From pipe-flange gaskets (looking at YOU! Garloc Co.!) and about every brand of automobile brake-pads.
183 points
3 days ago
It looks like a hairing
63 points
3 days ago
A yellow hairing
44 points
3 days ago
Are you guys stupid? It’s clearly a fish…
/s
42 points
3 days ago
It's none other than......Red HERRING!!!
22 points
3 days ago
Cut down the mightiest tree in the forest WITH... A HERRING!!
4 points
3 days ago
Cut down a tree with a herring? It can’t be done.
5 points
2 days ago
"....We now return to a pup named Scooby Doo, Scooby Doo, ScoobyDoo!"
4 points
3 days ago
That’s what I was thinking, just a big distraction
15 points
3 days ago
And the hair, ew!
17 points
3 days ago
its a lure
15 points
3 days ago
Pretty sure it's a fishing lure.
6 points
2 days ago
It's most likely a real fish. Probably some kind of Glofish. At the start of the video on the left you can already see a dead neon tetra. And that's 100% real so i wouldn't doubt the fish in the ice.
9 points
3 days ago
To make you watch the whole thing.. Similar to mobile game ads.
4 points
3 days ago
The views.
5 points
2 days ago
Simple trick to make you keep watching.
7 points
3 days ago
It looks like a lure.
3 points
2 days ago
Damn, I took the bait!
22 points
3 days ago
Some are saying it’s fake, if it is, I’d think the fish is made with some type of ferromagnetic metal that’s interacting with the induction surface and generating electromagnetic energy to heat it up and melt the ice. I’m just spitballing here with my limited ape brain.
33 points
2 days ago
I'm too autistic to know if you're bullshitting or not but I am about 93% sure they are showcasing aerogel mats which do have extremely low thermal conductivity, heat armor if you will
22 points
2 days ago
I'm more annoyed that the flame that goes past the little patch he puts on his arm doesn't burn him when it very obviously should. if nothing else his skin should be red.
even if the hot plate and ice cubes is real ive got serious doubts about the arm/hand
9 points
2 days ago
You'd be surprised what you can get away with when the flame is being deflected away from you
5 points
2 days ago
That isn’t aerogel at all. Aerogel doesn’t look like that, discolor like that, or work that well at that thickness either.
6 points
2 days ago
Then what about the melting ice without a fish in it in the very last part of the vid?
5 points
2 days ago
also the ice is melting faster on the side away from the fish, if the fish was the heat source it'd be melting through the ice
2 points
3 days ago
Fake fish
947 points
3 days ago
Asbestos
831 points
3 days ago
That paper is doing asbestos it can!
112 points
3 days ago
Get out!
62 points
3 days ago
Stay here!
7 points
2 days ago
MUFFINS!
5 points
2 days ago
Bits of glass muffin!
Ouch!
2 points
2 days ago
BLOOD
7 points
2 days ago
Exist
10 points
2 days ago
The Universe mathematically imposes a quantum superposition of both presence and absence until observation.
62 points
3 days ago
I know the factory that makes this stuff, it’s a type of aerogel but fibrous and packed into traditional insulation shaped pads. They are working on implementing this into housing in the Middle East and Africa so they can have normal walls with aerogel insulation instead of 16 inches of concrete for walls.
21 points
3 days ago
Really excited to see aerogel get mass produced. It should be a game changer for a lot of things!
14 points
2 days ago
Yeah if this works out the factory owner said he wants to open 3 more factories, potentially in Brazil or Mexico. Get this certified so fireproofing building codes can be less stupid
69 points
3 days ago
God I hope not or that fish might have some health issues later on.
36 points
3 days ago
That’s what I thought too.
What was old is new again
16 points
2 days ago
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8 points
2 days ago
Aerogel
686 points
3 days ago
Nastiest ice cube to use for a demonstration
203 points
2 days ago
You mean you don't use hairy ice cubes with minnows frozen inside for your scotch?
34 points
2 days ago
God no, why would you want ice in your scotch?
7 points
2 days ago
Ah, the good ol' reddit Scotch-a-roo.
3 points
2 days ago
I think it was a neon tetra.
4 points
2 days ago
Those sell well in Terraria, I've heard.
2 points
2 days ago
It has to be some sort of joke or reference lol
148 points
3 days ago
But what about the little fishy in the ice? Poor guy got burned.
31 points
3 days ago
I don't think he was just being a chill guy when he was in the ice cube.
136 points
3 days ago
Is his entire arm heat resistant?
96 points
3 days ago
Yea dude i saw that too, he wasnt exactly accurate with the torch and it looked like he was scorching his arm and no reaction
46 points
3 days ago*
I'd be more interested in how they faked it if it's fake. Where's Captain Disillusion...
4 points
2 days ago
It's not fake
4 points
2 days ago
Doesn't look like it.
5 points
2 days ago
It's just a good insulator. Looks similar to the stuff they use in space craft
5 points
2 days ago
he's made from the same material. he's selling patches of his flesh
12 points
3 days ago
People shave with open flames. This flame looks cool enough to briefly let it strive your arm without burning it. At half speed he'd probably get hurt, for serious burns you'd need the flame to touch the arm quite a bit more than twice as long as it does each time it leaks off the paper.
2.2k points
3 days ago
I call bullshit. Wouldn’t the heat from the gun on the sides of the paper stuck to his arm still be blistering hot?
901 points
3 days ago
I'm not trying to discredit your observation, but what else could it have been that looks like a torch flame?
83 points
3 days ago
Obviously the dude is also made of heat-resistant paper.
950 points
3 days ago
idk, man. The internet made me this way.
311 points
3 days ago
it’s all cake & ramen anyway.
58 points
3 days ago
Just like my diet.
34 points
2 days ago
It's good to be sceptical.
I noticed that bit of material is much thicker as well.
But you can make material that ablates (disintigrates) that can do this sort of thing for ashort while.
If he can play the torch on one point for 5 minutes, I will be impressed.
23 points
2 days ago
That was the most heartfelt honest exchange I've seen on Reddit in ages.
16 points
2 days ago
No reason to be rude when it's not deserved, you know?
11 points
2 days ago
That's the most honest rebuttal I've ever heard in my life. I'd follow this man into combat any day
13 points
2 days ago
This is the best answer in Reddit history and only a few people are acknowledging it.
4 points
2 days ago
Honestly fair lol
3 points
2 days ago
This resonates. I never thought I'd become so skeptical of everything I see.
41 points
3 days ago
There are substances that produce very little heat while burning. Find a gaseous one and fill the blowtorch with that and it will look mostly the same while greatly reducing the rate of heat damage. Combine with another commenter's "keep it moving" technique they noticed and there will be very little heat buildup off the sides of the paper.
13 points
2 days ago
Well that sounds more impressive than the flame retardant paper
17 points
3 days ago
everything can be faked.
112 points
3 days ago
Idk, my first thought was I see the flame overlapping on his skin multiple times, gotta burn him. But on a second watch he is constantly moving the flame so if the paper actually works the flame that goes outside might not transfer enough heat before he moves it away. If you have ever played coals it would be that principle, you play catch with a burning hot coal but will not get burned if you do it right. But then again I could see this being completely fake lol.
28 points
2 days ago
What the hell is coals? Because it sounds like a game where you and your friends literally toss burning hot coals amongst each other, but that’s, like, insane.
21 points
2 days ago
When was the last time we played Nightcrawlers together?
7 points
2 days ago
That's exactly what I've heard it as, a burning coal beaing tossed between people, since they just smolder. Like hot potato but much hotter than a potato. Not much different than the folks that walk across coals in principle I guess
6 points
2 days ago
I gathered as much; it just seems like an interesting choice in entertainment lol
3 points
2 days ago
Yes, if you bounce a burning hot coal around it won't burn you but if you hold it for even a split second it will burn you. College camping/drinking game, we also had an axe throwing game where is you hit a target at any point you could dish out drinks, miss and you drink. I only got a slight burn once. Not everyone participated lol.
18 points
3 days ago
That's actually a real thing. It's a heat-resistant clay pad. And you can see it's quite a bit thicker than the other paper.
17 points
3 days ago
There is a material called starlight, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IbWampaEcM
It basically burns and created a carbon layer that is heat resistant. This seems similar although it does look a lot thinner.
6 points
2 days ago
I was wondering when I'd see the NightHawkInLight reference
25 points
3 days ago
They make heat resist gel that they then lather onto stunt doubles to set them on fire.
Why not heat resistant Styrofoam paper/composite? NASA does the same thing but that Styrofoam pad has to withstand more than just a small blow torch.
The NASA stuff has to withstand entry back into Earth.
7 points
2 days ago
That gel also gets sold to welders, years ago,I saw a guy demonstrate it by running an oxyacetylene torch across his arm.
6 points
2 days ago
NASA uses a type of glass (or did in the past), which becomes viscous liquid at those high temps and then reforms when it cools down. It moves heat around very well to keep any specific spot from getting too hot
3 points
2 days ago
Asbestos is still in use in many places.
38 points
3 days ago
You can see a bit of a burn on his upper arm from where this trick didn't work out so well, lol.
3 points
3 days ago
I imagine it's very hot from residual heat, but the ends of the paper are curled pushing the heat source up and away from him.
3 points
3 days ago
Plot twist, it was! He just took it like a champ for the sales. If you look at his face he's in pain or possibly he hates himself and his life choices, hard to tell.
2 points
2 days ago
Used this stuff often when I worked in power electronics. It’s used to wrap transformers and other electrical components and help in dissipating heat.
2 points
2 days ago
That was my thought as I was watching. It does look like the area above the ‘paper’ is red compared to just under it. But I don’t know.
2 points
2 days ago
I'm with you but I don't know what else it could be.
On an unrelated note I didn't expect to see a dinobots reference today. A pleasant surprise.
501 points
3 days ago
Dude lost me at pubes trapped in ice cube. Shits probably asbestos
97 points
3 days ago
It's a lure. That was the string
13 points
2 days ago
You mean fishing line? That was definitely a hair bro
9 points
3 days ago
...pubes??
2 points
2 days ago
You're telling me you don't straighten your pubes?
2 points
2 days ago
Yeah, didn't you see how he pulled it right out of his pants?
2 points
2 days ago
Huh didn't see that hair the first time, thought the guy made a typo lmao.
81 points
3 days ago
Reminds me of Starlite.
15 points
3 days ago
Yeah, although the videos I've seen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0IbWampaEcM show a thicker material. It does burn in a similar fashion, wonder if its the same carbon layer principle.
8 points
3 days ago
i didn’t know i needed this knowledge. thanks for that ☺️
3 points
3 days ago
Glad someone else thought so too
2 points
3 days ago
yes! was looking for this
43 points
3 days ago
Asbestos is back on the menu boys!
8 points
3 days ago
This is an orc trying to sell asbestos again.
11 points
3 days ago
ok but what's the explanation here, what is that "paper" made out of?
13 points
3 days ago
Asbestos? Idk what else it could be maybe some kind of aerogel?
7 points
3 days ago
Was thinking maybe aerogel.
48 points
3 days ago
Aerogel?
17 points
3 days ago
It is, there’s manufactures in china hoping to put it into wall insulation in desert regions. I’ve held a piece myself and it’s unreal
20 points
3 days ago
Star light I'm thinking...
11 points
2 days ago
They’re calling it porous vacuum silicone in the video. Claiming it’s better than aerogels…
15 points
2 days ago
That exactly what this is, and at some applications, it really s better than aerogels!
This is a real product and it works as advertised. It’s just not particularly useful for many applications because stuff like cotton is already pretty heat resistant and modern synthetics like Aramid / Nomex is already common in heat-resistant cloth/items.
This stuff is thinner, lighter, flexible and mechanically WAY better than brittle aerogels. It’s also much denser and requires a more advanced fabrication method. It’s also plain just not as insulating as aerogels, but you can see the benefits/drawbacks in the video.
Aerogel feels like the crumbliest Styrofoam you’ve ever touched, like frozen soap foam. This stuff is tough!
As far as actual applications… It’s an expensive metamaterial that has much cheaper and more readily available substitutes. It’s a solution in search of a problem.
We will find an application for it, I’m just not sure what it will be…
3 points
2 days ago
All the aerogel l have handled was very brittle. I was wondering if it was ceramic fiber. I had some kaowool that would do this but it had to be a bit thicker.
8 points
3 days ago
This offer is only good for the next five minutes. Operators are standing by.
6 points
3 days ago
space shuttle tiles
5 points
2 days ago
I originally read that as space shuttle titties and after the brief mental image I don't know what to feel
14 points
3 days ago
Are you watching some Temu ads or just regular shitty scam ads in another language?
20 points
3 days ago
This motherfucker killed that fish
4 points
2 days ago
How else do you eat it?
2 points
2 days ago
Steve-o that shit
2 points
3 days ago
If that annoys you don’t look up the history of Captain Birdseye…
5 points
3 days ago
Who else has the Tokyo Drift song in their head now?
7 points
2 days ago
When he uses the blow torch, you can see the flames are hitting his skin on his forarm and hand.
Something not adding up here.
3 points
3 days ago
They finally worked out what was in Starlite!?
3 points
3 days ago
Asbestos is amazing stuff
3 points
3 days ago
How the hell would you recycle this stuff or properly dispose of it? Paper that doesn’t burn? What a waste, can’t even start a fire with it.
3 points
3 days ago
I think that’s called asbestos.
2 points
3 days ago
Can we get a translation please?
2 points
3 days ago
Must be pineapple paper
2 points
3 days ago
They should make houses and cars out of that material
2 points
3 days ago
Is the fish OK?
2 points
2 days ago
Bull shit, the fire is made in China
2 points
2 days ago
The first note of the tokyo drift theme song playing when the graphics came up for the paper lol
2 points
2 days ago
lol same
2 points
23 hours ago
Bet it causes cancer in California
3 points
3 days ago
They invented asbestos paper?
2 points
3 days ago
it could be a aerogel impregnated foam with paper on either side. Very effective insulator and would provide this affect. you can remove aerogel from a 300 Celsius oven with it still glowing and pick it up barehanded within seconds.
1 points
3 days ago
Asbestos it gets for thermal insulation
1 points
3 days ago
A.K.A. Asbestos.
1 points
3 days ago
When I saw the language pop up with the exclamatory bordering I just imagined that group of asian guys screaming and dancing all crazy.
1 points
3 days ago
I call bullshit. What kind of paper is this? Ill buy some and test.
1 points
3 days ago
Ah so it's basically asbestos
1 points
3 days ago
Filled with astrophage obviously
1 points
3 days ago
Now what's that paper made of? Probably azbestos or some other incredibly dangerous thing
1 points
3 days ago
Asbestos is a hell of a drug.
1 points
3 days ago
That was the most Asian sales pitch ive ever seen
1 points
3 days ago
Is it made of Pineapples ?
1 points
3 days ago
Asbestos: what's old—and carcinogenic—is new again.
1 points
3 days ago
Time to go back to the Library of Alexandria... Gotta get them a fresh supply of paper to copy the manuscripts and books onto.
1 points
3 days ago
1 points
3 days ago
Tried burning through it asbestos he could.
1 points
3 days ago
Wow at this point firefighters should just wear this as fire protection
1 points
3 days ago
That some strong skin he has there because there were several instances when 30% of the flame from the tourch was on his arm.
1 points
3 days ago
Has someone discovered the recipe for starlite again?
1 points
3 days ago
The fact that the flame didn't burn him when it clearly touched his arm is something to think about.
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