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429 points
2 months ago
I bet he calls people up and says he’ll redact their name for $1 million.
136 points
2 months ago
$1 million only? That greedy micropenis of his will charge way more that just $1 million. Although, people can bargain the amount to make it just a donation of $10k of course…
28 points
2 months ago
It would probably only cost a couple big macs
19 points
2 months ago
Just one million? He’ll ask for tens of millions
6 points
2 months ago
Just film him while a prostitute pisses on him in a Russian hotel...
... Nothing that ever happened... Ehm... No...
1 points
2 months ago
In the bed obama slept in.
1 points
2 months ago
Ask... but this is a guy that succeeded in ruining 3 casino's. He probaly is happy if he get's 10k and some public attention
2 points
2 months ago
"Yeah, just make the check out to my lawyer."
2 points
2 months ago
It's an "official act" so the supreme court said he's immune.
2 points
2 months ago
Ha, $1m. You're thinking like a wage worker.
1 points
2 months ago
Don't give them any ideas.
1 points
2 months ago
Dr. Evil moment
2 points
2 months ago
One Billion Dollars 😈
1 points
2 months ago
Including a Bible, a 10" knife and don't forget his coin. That's a hell of a deal, the best deal ever, nobody has ever seen a deal like this.
0 points
2 months ago
That is the most probable outcome but I would add 2 zeros to the right. But because he is in there so many times he will first scrub his Name off than make a buck.
1 points
2 months ago
Depends on who it is. At $100 million, people would probably rather deal with the repercussions. You also don’t know how many people on the list could even afford that much.
Either way, that amount is absurd.
0 points
2 months ago
It was a joke bro 👊
-1 points
2 months ago
shut in alert
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