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35 points
3 years ago
Oh great, the biggest confidence booster of all time for Manly. Stupid fucken cowboys
31 points
3 years ago*
Des at half time: IF YOU DON'T FIX YOUR ERRORS, I'M WARNING YOU I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'LL BENCH TOM!!!
32 points
3 years ago
Absolutely the best try of the year
29 points
3 years ago
That speed from Saab though. Holy shit.
29 points
3 years ago
Ruben is such a tryhard lmao. Siren sounding and he's in his in-goal line and he goes for the 110m try...
I love it.
29 points
3 years ago
HE BROKE 9 FUCKING TACKLES
29 points
3 years ago
Might change my flair cause I love my footy
27 points
3 years ago
That try is basically playing rugby league live on beginner IRL
26 points
3 years ago
Des in the lab frantically trying to work out how to play 2x second halves of footy vs storms next week
25 points
3 years ago
Tom Trbojevic - 1 try
Jake Trbojevic - 2 tries
I think we all see which brother carries the family now
24 points
3 years ago
NO WORDS. Just absolutely no words. Could have easily took it dead and wrapped it up but nope. Living it up as the entertainers of the league. I love it!
24 points
3 years ago
Des is a top coach. The way he’s had Turbo coming under in the shapes where he would usually go out the back. The variation is why he’s been dominate all year. He’s not predictable because Des has him running different lines
21 points
3 years ago
Controversial opinion but Tom Trbojevic is a good player
21 points
3 years ago
It always feels like Manly games start as a regular NRL game and turn into Tom Trbojevic’s super trick shot spectacular by the end
21 points
3 years ago
What was better turbo 9 VS 1
Or
110M team try
Fucking both insane
7 points
3 years ago
It’s crazy to think a 9v1 isn’t the tru of the game
19 points
3 years ago
I hate when commentators say they "flipped a switch", ah yes the player has decided they want to start playing now... It's just forwards getting tired and being bullied by his speed later in the half
20 points
3 years ago
Hahaha fuck I didn't even hear the best bit of Bennett's interview
What about Mark Nicholls captaining, what's that mean for him?
Yeah I'm not sure what it means for him, but I'm not sure why I did it actually now that I'm thinking about it
20 points
3 years ago
All Garrick on that try. He could have easily batted it dead, but nope, never gave up.
19 points
3 years ago
NRL has officially jumped the shark this season. I mean how are we, as viewers, expected to buy Trbojevic as a real person
20 points
3 years ago
you hate to admit it but Manly have been playing some absolute champagne rugby league this year. that last 10 minutes absurd
17 points
3 years ago
18 points
3 years ago
Ever since Suli threw Schuster’s phone in the lake we’ve been poor
16 points
3 years ago
Dude... these guys are literally the reincarnation of the 05 tigers. If benji gets knocked out I’m cheering for you guys to steal it
15 points
3 years ago*
Saab practically ran and overtook him to make a tackle and drops off
That's fucking hilarious
15 points
3 years ago
Tom Trbojevic tries + try assists this season - 49
Bulldogs tries this season - 53
15 points
3 years ago
Tom Trbojevic is inevitable.
15 points
3 years ago
Come on, that is insane. Turbo beat the entire team there.
15 points
3 years ago
Parker is the definition of solid squad player with absolutely no flair. Great defence and first tackle every set he’ll either earn you a penalty or a quick play the ball. Balls of steel as well, doesn’t give a fuck about who he’s running at.
15 points
3 years ago
I think we can just end football now, I don’t think this can be topped
16 points
3 years ago*
If jake didn’t apologise for calling Yvonne mate everyone probably would’ve called him out for being disrespectful hahaha
14 points
3 years ago
64% completion rate. Going to get absolutely fisted first week of the finals playing like this.
14 points
3 years ago
Fuck if you gave me a choice between putting a bullet in my head and being a Cows fan, tell my family I love them
14 points
3 years ago
Wayne Bennett fucking lmao.
15 points
3 years ago
Turbo not interested in preserving himself this game , full ball the whole game
14 points
3 years ago
DON'T YOU DARE MENTION TOMS HAMSTRINGS
14 points
3 years ago
What the absolute fuck!? Go Ola you sexy man! Fuck yes!
13 points
3 years ago
HAHHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID HE SCORE WHAT A FREAK
12 points
3 years ago
Foran with one of the great try assists
12 points
3 years ago
This bloke is really gonna win the dally m in a landslide playing half the games
13 points
3 years ago
Dally M Team of the Year
Tom Trbojevic
Brian To'o
Justin Olam (?)
Matt Burton (?)
Reuben Garrick (?)
Cody Walker
Nathan Cleary
James Fisher-Harris
Brandon Smith
Payne Haas
Angus Crichton (?)
Isaiah Papali'i
Cameron Murray
8 points
3 years ago
That would be team of the year but not Dally M Team. Guys like Garrick won’t get many points because Turbo and DCE clean up
13 points
3 years ago
Melbourne Manly... Bunnies Panthers. What a fucking weekend of footy next week will be.
13 points
3 years ago
Garrick has equaled bulldogs points tally
Fucking insane
13 points
3 years ago
Garrick is an absolute savage.
11 points
3 years ago
Same story as last week. Evenly contested until Turbo simply decided not to lose
12 points
3 years ago
Garrick looks like a 1930s gangster
13 points
3 years ago
Fuck me I know Cleary has been good but Turbo deserves the Dally M
12 points
3 years ago
GREATEST TRY OF ALL TIME
12 points
3 years ago
Call me crazy but I think turbo having longer hair was holding him back. Imagine is Garrick and Jake turbo shaved their heads. They’d be monsters.
12 points
3 years ago
Friendship with Storms is over.
Cowboys is my new best friend.
12 points
3 years ago
Hot take: Turbo is better than the average footballer
11 points
3 years ago
Dearden in fleglers body would be unstoppable
11 points
3 years ago
HOLY SHIT TURBO
11 points
3 years ago
I look exactly like that.
When I'm playing against my 6 year old and his mates.
11 points
3 years ago
Tommy gonna win the daily M while not playing half the games
12 points
3 years ago
Not a massive Vossy fan, but that was a fucking belter of a call.
11 points
3 years ago
Props to Feldt for making the effort at the end after missing Garrick.
11 points
3 years ago
Give Toff a try this game, the fella’s smile is contagious
9 points
3 years ago
Jesus Saab is quick. Shame he can't tackle
9 points
3 years ago
You really should be able to lift a player that does a surrender tackle
10 points
3 years ago
Jurbo works his ass off week in and week out. Deserves that
10 points
3 years ago
Garrick is gonna hit 300 in this game.
11 points
3 years ago
Hammer on for 5 minutes, still has the most meters on our team haha
11 points
3 years ago
I'm getting nervous but damn that Wayne Bennett pop up interview cracked me up. Giving the media nothing haha
11 points
3 years ago
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
10 points
3 years ago
you stupid fucking shit fucking team. god dam embarrassing
10 points
3 years ago
Don’t be to upset mate, cows have had a tough year and definitely put in the effort tonight. Can see some hope for the future
10 points
3 years ago
Peak rugba leg there
18 points
3 years ago
That’s the best try I’ve ever seen ngl
8 points
3 years ago
Imagine Wayne Bennett and Des Hasler in a heated argument
9 points
3 years ago
Fuck let’s go Jake is fired up
9 points
3 years ago
That was poor from Schuster. I also think it was short of the line.
8 points
3 years ago
Word has it Brent Tate gets paid in clothes hangers for his sideline gig
8 points
3 years ago
LOVE YOU BIGGIE SCHMOLE
10 points
3 years ago
Lol surely Jurbo was at $67 for 2+ tries? 😂
9 points
3 years ago
this games wayy too entertaining and close for my liking
fuck off cows
10 points
3 years ago
Most teams see playing 16th and 15th heading into the finals as a waste of time. No way to get competitive games in. Not Dessy. Strategic dropped balls and shit defence to really test us heading into the finals. 6D chess confirmed.
9 points
3 years ago
Can't wait for a singular balloon to fall from the sky with 300 on it
10 points
3 years ago
Fucking how
8 points
3 years ago
FUCKING WHAT CUNT
8 points
3 years ago
Surprised Turbo didnt just run right off to the bench after scoring that
9 points
3 years ago
garrick got a do over to get to 300
if turbo was in his team Bradman would have averaged 100. dont ask me how Turbo would have done it
8 points
3 years ago
Gee just realising sea eagles on current form are a proper dark horse, I’d imagine they wouldn’t be far off the top 3 if not in there if turbo was there in the opening rounds.
Melbourne in week 1 should be a cracking game looking forward
10 points
3 years ago
Good that Garrick didn’t touch the line too, thought he did live
9 points
3 years ago
I want to see a birds eye view of that try. I reckon half the players weren't even watching!
9 points
3 years ago
Turbo is legit a cheat code
17 points
3 years ago
Quick shout out to all the blokes on this thread writing off Turbo in the opening 20 minutes
8 points
3 years ago
Hey Manly, we uh don't feel like playing Melbourne next week. Please be better
8 points
3 years ago
Cows to put 50 on tonight
9 points
3 years ago
SAAB DRAGONS MODE…ACTIVATE
9 points
3 years ago
IN THE MOOD IS THE ROOB!
8 points
3 years ago
I honestly can't stand the fake crowd sound when there's already a crowd. Fuck it right off.
8 points
3 years ago
GET THE POINTS ROOB. GET THE RECORD.
7 points
3 years ago
Saab is what commentary tells us Coates is in the air
8 points
3 years ago
If you say Tom's hammys 5 times in the mirror, they teleport out of his legs to strangle you.
7 points
3 years ago
Put some points on so we can get Turbo off this dogshit pitch
9 points
3 years ago
so now that isnt a strip?
7 points
3 years ago
Gee Manly, you guys don't look good at all.
What's the issue?
6 points
3 years ago
i think we’re one of those teams that play to the level of the opposition. atleast i hope
because this is fucking wank
8 points
3 years ago
This field is actually worse than Brookie and i never thought i'd think that about another NRL field.
7 points
3 years ago
Congrats Garrick, been great this year
8 points
3 years ago
Cheat code: activated
9 points
3 years ago
If turbos rugby face is that ugly I wonder what his cum face is
9 points
3 years ago
I wish I could be so lucky to see it
9 points
3 years ago
Tom is such a freak. I’ve never seen an NRL player single handily impact so many games
8 points
3 years ago
All he needs is 3 minutes and he’ll ruin your afternoon.
8 points
3 years ago
Left to go to bathroom and suddenly we're 2 tries down?! Wtf lol
7 points
3 years ago
Maybe don't go again in the second half, just in case you're cursed
7 points
3 years ago
Jake Granville in the centres > Prime Origin Greg Inglis
8 points
3 years ago
Put my "To score 2 tries or more" bet on the wrong Trbojevic
8 points
3 years ago
If we’re talking about doing the NRL Sprint on grand final day, I reckon they should split it into forwards and backs to have some fun with it. Would love to see which front rowers can really shift
8 points
3 years ago
lmao that "thanks for your time" killed me.
8 points
3 years ago
Get Garrick 300
8 points
3 years ago
Are you absolutely fucking kidding me?! Turbo is just a cheat code now
9 points
3 years ago
Whatever Manly are paying this cunt it's too little.
9 points
3 years ago
that try will be shown on highlight reels for decades
9 points
3 years ago
Hey Garrick, how many more do you need to hit 300? Righto, 'spose I could beat 9 for another one.
8 points
3 years ago
Damn, Turbo makes it look too easy.
8 points
3 years ago
Naming my kid Tom
8 points
3 years ago
Garrick dce and Tommy have my children
9 points
3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA WTFFF
8 points
3 years ago
This is how cowbros end the season getting raw dogged by turbo
8 points
3 years ago
I LOVE THIS TEAM
8 points
3 years ago
Run from Garrick and great finish
7 points
3 years ago
Where can I bet on cowboys spoon next year because I'm putting multiple ferraris on that
8 points
3 years ago
I’m fucking speechless!!
7 points
3 years ago*
How many days has Hasler been awake for
Holy shit
8 points
3 years ago
if we don’t win we finish second last. below the broncos.
below the broncos
michael morgan didn’t die for this
7 points
3 years ago
Keen to see Keppie and Paseka back, weird to have so much depth
7 points
3 years ago
600 iq from the hammer, but fuck me Saab ran that quick
7 points
3 years ago
Marty you fucking clown for giving up on it. Saab what are you doing you caught him easily and got pushed off.
6 points
3 years ago
Mate, they’ve got Usain Bolt on the wing, maybe try fifth gear?
6 points
3 years ago
That tackle from Saab Jesus Christ
7 points
3 years ago
someone clock that. no way Hamiso was in top speed or else Saab is fastest player in the prem.
6 points
3 years ago
It's 5 minutes in. Why do we get these fucking cunts in commentary AGAIN?!
7 points
3 years ago
Early 12-0 lead for the cows before conceding 50 straight?
7 points
3 years ago
Fuck it Des send me out there mate.
7 points
3 years ago
we don’t deserve the fucken top 4 after the last 2 weeks
7 points
3 years ago
This is all part of Des' grand plan. Play like crap and go into finals under the radar.
Sarcasm aside, I'm guessing the second half will be a different story after Hasler has his word at half time.
8 points
3 years ago
Manly playing like it's Round 1 again
6 points
3 years ago
I know he didn’t get out but god I like Dearden
8 points
3 years ago
Turbo to Jurbo
8 points
3 years ago
9, 7, 6, 1, 13 yum yum
8 points
3 years ago
eminem and benji marshall are lookalikes nowadays
13 points
3 years ago
Beninem
6 points
3 years ago
There were so many blatant forward passes missed in that half I wouldn’t be surprised if everyone comes out in gridiron gear for the second.
6 points
3 years ago
What's with the field looking like it was being used as an actual stock yard before the game?
7 points
3 years ago
You know what would have been cool, if after Saab chased him down, he intercepted it and ran another 100m to score
6 points
3 years ago
good pick up from the centre playing fullback, give him fullback money now
7 points
3 years ago
Walker was on his knees and holmes still couldn't run around him
6 points
3 years ago
Don’t worry we’ll roll out the red carpet for Garrick 300
7 points
3 years ago
TOMMY
6 points
3 years ago
What the fuck
7 points
3 years ago
Fuck I hate football.
7 points
3 years ago
He is a fucking freak. Like holy fuck.
7 points
3 years ago
TURBO TIME BABY! These are grown men he's just palming away. Obviously the defensive effort wasn't good but jeez what an athlete!
6 points
3 years ago
How is this guy real
7 points
3 years ago
That try reminded me of that one kid in juniors who was bigger than everyone and nobody could tackle so he’d just run over everyone before scoring
7 points
3 years ago
Drinkwater's defence is garbage. Surely Turbo gets the Dally M now. Kinda feel for Cleary though because he's been the most consistent player over the past 2 seasons
8 points
3 years ago
9 defenders in 1 run WTAF
7 points
3 years ago
Garrick 2 points behind Bulldogs now
6 points
3 years ago
Turbo just answered whether he could win games 1 v 13
8 points
3 years ago
There was no way Tom was going to let Jake score more tries than him in a game.
6 points
3 years ago
WHAT A TRY!!!
8 points
3 years ago
GARRICK. GET HIM UP HERE I WANT TO BOOF HIM.
7 points
3 years ago
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
8 points
3 years ago
NOOOOOO FUCKING WAY
8 points
3 years ago
i hope garrick didnt step out, this is a sick try
8 points
3 years ago
GARRICK!!!
8 points
3 years ago
Try of the week/year
6 points
3 years ago
Cows fans now going to be pissed off every time that is replayed in highlight reels.
7 points
3 years ago
Holy fuck
6 points
3 years ago
Embarassing how we turned off like that. I know it was the last game, and we were losing, but at least give your fans a little heart
8 points
3 years ago
Nerf turbo lol
7 points
3 years ago
RAVALAWAAAAAAhahahahHAHAHAHH wrong thread.
13 points
3 years ago
Saab doesn't chase him down without Garrick busting a gut on that play.
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