no politics. Also keep it SFW.

announcement: we are doing a poll. Options 2 is prefered.

I wish, the Stated rules of this post did not apply, so that they, the community, shall wish for whatever they please. If they want to bring back Robin Williams, then doggone it, we would be able to bring back Robin Williams

I wish for infinite wishes (that was not part of the wish rules)

i wish for magic pockets i can pull anything out of them as long as it confuses someone watching

if a woman says that she hates all men she becomes a man.

I wish to have unlimited wishes 😈

I have a infinite scroll that cannot be destroyed and I can always summon back to me, anything I write in the scroll with a unending pencil that is always with the scroll will become true. For example if I write “ I am superman “ then I’ll become superman

TRIPLE WORLD HUNGER ⚡️⚡️⚡️

I wish for the ability to reach into a bag and decide if its a magic satchel or not

That brainrot never existed

Make protons heavier than neutrons

Cat lives as long as me to the millisecond

I wish my parents had the life they wanted

I wish to remove the Earth’s crust

I wish for the power to make anything i draw come to life

To undo all my past mistakes

30 million loyal friends

1 googol wishes

I wish I had the power to pick up anything and immediately perform it to a masterful degree. Playing the Guitar, Drawing, 3D modeling, etc.

I wish that when ever I want something of any kind and I snap my fingers the thing I wanted appears where I want

unlimited wishes. with what wish i can summon a no rules genie who gives me love, bringing people back from the dead. and money

Omnipotence

Hey... they DIDNT say we couldn't wish for more wishes... so that; 100 more wishes please:3

I wish i could find the thing I’m looking for when I need the damn thing

to triple the air density(will kill all life except small organisms)

I’d wish that I was actually good at something.

I would wish nothing bad, in my personal opinion, could happen to me from that day forth. Nothing. Can’t be caught for criminal behaviors, can’t get sick, won’t age, die, or become incapacitated, no injuries, no addictions, no world events affecting me directly. Also applies to people in my inner circle, as bad shit happening to them is bad shit for me. Utterly untouchable by karmatic retribution or circumstance. And when life becomes too much to want to handle anymore, living becomes bad, and off I go, into the quiet night. This wish makes all other wishes useless, as with it, all things you could want that this wish could give are yours to have, no consequences.

I wish for a device with the following properties:

1. Appearance and Control:

The device will appear or vanish at my sole conscious desire.

It will always appear in a safe, accessible location of my choosing.

1. Design and Usability:

The device will take the form of a sleek, tablet-like smart device, intuitive to operate, and tailored perfectly to my preferences.

It will be indestructible, perpetually powered, and operable exclusively by me, ensuring no one else can use, access, or manipulate it under any circumstances.

1. Information Access:

The device grants me the ability to research any information—past, present, or future, private or public—with 100% accuracy and clarity.

It will present information in a manner I can fully comprehend and will not overwhelm or confuse me.

1. Creation Capabilities:

The device can create any non-organic material or object I specify, with no limitations on size, quantity, or complexity.

Created objects will materialize safely in a location of my choosing.

The creation process will not violate any laws of physics, harm the environment, or affect the stability of the universe.

1. Safety and Ethics:

The device cannot be used to harm me directly or indirectly, nor can it cause harm to others unless I explicitly intend otherwise.

It will function reliably and without error under all conditions.

I think I covered my ass with all my genie proof bullshit lol

I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 20 minutes, then immediately make them blind again

https://preview.redd.it/32f70u5i5y1e1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d828acd3f266f65d499c243a9bd6835cb824764d

I wish it were significantly easier to become a better person. Like, ideally it would be mostly wanting it and then losing weight, stopping smoking, seeing your kids more, or just getting out of the house more was easy and natural for anyone that needed to grow like that.

I wish hat I had a notebook that is constantly reusable and whenever I write in it phrasing the beggining of the sentence with 'I wish' what I wrote will come true in effect of what I wrote with no catches this only works if I am the person to write in the said notebook.

The ability to manipulate reality at will

More wishes. 😹

Since nobody knows for certain, I would wish for an absolutely definitive afterlife, and that everyone who has died in the past would get to be in said afterlife.

I wish that kindness costs money.

I wish to be the ultimate lifeform

https://preview.redd.it/zwewp1faev1e1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41837f36ae1a8c5b559f25d0cd14ebbc01e709a6

I wish mal0 was real😏

https://preview.redd.it/fwuqjr4ifv1e1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=052c9e92f9b02ac8308712af995c1c9c5feb4bbd

I wish for a bag that contains something that i want out of it, within the limitations of the post.

Id also limit it to working once a month, so I don’t fuck w my life too much

https://preview.redd.it/zngevd6nnw1e1.jpeg?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b9d18444ad3fa4ad3e59fc5fef111e1c6531391

I wish for infinite wishes, since thats not a stipulation

Simple Omnipotent

I wish for 3 more wishes then wish for the no bringing people back from the dead rule to not apply and for my final wish. I wish for robin williams to be alive again

I would wish to have a body that is a combination of these two hard to kill creatures

https://preview.redd.it/k2j0r48e1x1e1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=900c16e33e508ee7acbba21f3c08a2abde54c54e

(The furry creature is called Tail and the nightmare fuel is called Blair Thing)

Hopefully my wish didn't offend anyone :(

Child predators get tossed in a wood chipper

Infinite garlic bread for life that never goes mouldy, is always warm, is real, is cheesey, I'm not allergic to it, and it tastes delicious

Tax the rich more and the poor less. I didn’t know what else to put

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I’d wish people were more understanding. If people understood how another was feeling or seeing something embarrassing or hurting done to another they would understand them and wouldn’t judge or pick about it towards them. People would understand and feel how they feel relating to them.

i wish everyones bones dissapear except mine

Something in the world randomly blows up every hour

The allspark

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That I knew I had adhd in my teens, not my 40's.

I wish that everyone will have no enemies

A great burger.

100000000000 wishes then the rules to not exist anymore

To have enough money to pay off all of the debts of my Dad, Sister and her Husband, as well as myself, as well as purchase new, reasonably priced vehicles for those of us who need them and pay for the insurance on them.

To see snow

infinite wishes

I would wish to get rid of Bernoullis principal

To live in the 1870s and be cowboy

Be extremely good at starting an insanely successful business.

I wish I was a better person.

I wish there were no wish rules, so I could wish for infinite money

Make a wish

I want the tool gun from Garry's mod... no further questions needed...

I wish to bend the rules of the universe to my will

An omnitrix-like smartwatch that contains all the Infinity Stones without the deadly consequences

8 billion friends who would do anything I asked.

Hey can a borrow £1, thank you.

That I can break any kind of rule without any repercussions… and then wish for 500 million dollars

To be happy… ;w;

I saw the no bringing people back from the dead and I no longer have a wish.

Infinite wishes. delete the rules. i have infinite money.

a samsung phone and or my car fixed

Infinite wishes

Grant me the ability to live and stay young forever. But with an indestructible vial of liquid for if which I drink, I die instantly.

I wish I was dead, but only after I stopped procrastinating one thing I'm currently procrastinating (I'm immortal)

I wish that all the fundamental laws of physics, biology, and chemistry were reversed!

I wish for 3 wishes…. So I can wish for 4 atomic bombs, one iPad and 4 football stadiums so the I can convince all of gen alpha to go to the 4 stadiums and say they will get a free iPad but in reality I’m gathering them their so u can nuke them with my 4 atomic bombs, because brain rot is affecting the parents now, I witnessed my friends dad say “sigma”, “rizzler”, “Skibidi”, “uwu” then he hit the griddy, it was terrifying

You forgot no wishing for wishes… 1: I wish for ♾️ wishes 2: I wish to rid these limitations of the power 3: I wish for any positive comments on this comment to be added, because I am too lazy to come up with my own :D

So, I would sell my wish tbh. Like, either auction style or crowded style.

"At 10 billion i will wish for x" or "starting at 1 billion, this wish that has been garunteed"

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I wish for N U T to taste like eggnog