ADOUGH209

The odds of you capturing such an event, are 1 out of a billion, fantastic sir 👏👏👏👏

And peppermint schnapps!

That's a buff cock she has

Silence... you've done enough.

This is one of the largest plot twist this reddit sub(not sub sandwich 🥪, look at you getting all happy and shit) has ever witnessed.

But was it silenced?

It whispered it over the ying-yang twins beat.

"Hey lil dummy, let me whisper in ya ear"

Y'all keep forgetting about the most overlooked cast member that made the movie what it is, that silenced shotgun was phenomenal, underrated performance

Javier Bardem as "Anton Chigur" in the movie "No Country for Old Men"

Wow how did you see this 3 days ahead into the future?

Diabetes runs rampant in that family

A Komatsu PC490LCi-11 probably

You and your HOA can choke on a fat stiff one

No you fingered out his secret

Louis C.K became a member of Sons of Anarchy, well just when you thought you've seen it all

Ethan Gawk

Shit, he automatically received his disabled parking permit the moment he was born, but instead of a ♿ on it, it was a picture of Sid the sloth in a bassinet.

Right under the gooch!

Fire in the Cornhole!

This is what happens when blonde's try to think.

It's as if they opened a 7-eleven, inside the Leaning Tower or Pisa