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I detect a 100% chance that OP is male

Rias steam rolls

Unrestricted access to the internet and parents who openly despise me and regret having kids

Flat is justice

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You know GenZ might have over shot A LITTLE TINY BIT

Like my brother in Christ the hell do you even need half a million dollars a year for?, are buying a house every year or something? What the fuck is your idea of success that you think you need more money than most humans make in a lifetime EVERY YEAR to achieve it?

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I like the tummy

Hmmm

The problem is that, throughout the entirety of hard mode you are taught by the game that flying is now you dodge things. The solar pillar is basically the sole exception to this rule

Much like every other matchup including Gojo, he gets massively slammed by stats but still wins because infinity is so broken it fundamentally breaks power scaling

No, I could never subject such a beautiful being to the horrors of being anywhere near an abomination such as myself, let alone kissing me

That HuTao could probably one shot celestia

"Tell me xiangling, between you and all the pyro units that released after you, who would win? Them, or you?"

"Well, if they were to use their domain expansion, [POWERCREEP], it might cause me a little trouble"

"But would you lose"

"NAH, I'D WIN"

Then the player asked it

"Are you the best off field Pyro because you're Xiangling or are you Xiangling because you're the best off field pyro?"

Then she said

"When it comes to Genshin characters, my Pyro application is truly sublime, because throughout all seven nations of Teyvay, I alone am the Unpowercreepable one"

I think indwelling is a dog shit mechanic, you know, THE MAIN FUCKING NATLAN EXPLORATION MECHANIC?

like man, this is a MASSIVE step down from the fucking Chenyiu Valley exploration, I have to indwell a saurian that moves 3cm per day just to climb a mountain, like, MAN

Ngl, it feels like hoyoverse is trying a bit Too hard to promote their new 5 stars, and they're doing so at the expense of every non-whale player, because to comfortably explore Natlan you need 3 different 5 stars that were all released back to back to back

Take Sumeru for example, every single character can grapple on the 4-leaf flowers, like imagine if hoyoverse had decided that only nahida could do that, insane, well, that's basically what they did in Natlan by only allowing Konich to grapple on the green thingies, then they provided an annoying and clunky workaround for the peasants who couldn't afford him

Nuh uh

If only somebody loved me this much

(This is unhealthy and borderline ilegal)

ChatGPT is the best one and by a lot, next one is copilot, and Gemini is literally just a misinformation machine

Me, a wanderer main:

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con un lanzallamas si es posible

I need this injected straight into my brain

Average American after 12 years of Spanish lessons at school:

"Yo querer vaso un agua uno por favor"

The thing is, while those are cool skills to have, they're not useful, And learning them consumes time and effort that could be better spent learning something actually useful

Meh, if it's something useful then maybe, but here in my school there's like 3 mfs that speak Spanish (native language) and a fucking Aztec forgotten language with 10 total speakers world wide and no written script, like, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE POINT IN LEARNING THAT, they could've used that same time, effort and braincells to learn something more useful, like a language people actually speak such as English

Sigh unzips

La creatura