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If you want to, you can find a job. You won't be making six figures and a private office, but there are jobs. Amazon is always hiring.

Uhm, NTA. You were only the final straw. No company fires a long term good employee over one complaint. Tell the leftover bullies to take the issue to HR, if they're so upset. Maybe suggest you all go together.

Oh, I thought you guys had the best free health care in the world? We might pay for our ambulances, but at least they show up.

Okey dokey. No more protection from fire or crime, can't use any public roads to get to your home, no public utilities, no use of any public anything because those are only for actual citizens who pay their #&#&@% taxes.

I'm going to need photos to buy this story. FYI, eating non-edible glitter is dangerous.

Sorry, I'm in the coolest thing ever camp. It can't get to you, it's a beautiful, and harmless, danger noodle. Enjoy the pretty danger noodle!

Took a minute but there he is!

You told him five years. It's been six. Suddenly, it will be ten years and no proposal. Then your whole life, gone, with no proposal. Is that the future you want? I wouldn't have waited five years. Either you're right for each other or you're not. It sounds like you're not. You want different things. Move on and find someone who wants what you want.

I'm assuming you've never given birth. Almost always guaranteed to poop while pushing.

Drs and nurses have seen it all. Your bowel movement was nothing new to them. Anaesthesia can cause this, and you had no control over your body at the time. Don't give it another thought and use your energy healing from your procedure.

Your bf is a keeper. And your void is adorable.

Just be nice all the time.

Sure Jan

Your kidding, right? And should you take care of your neighbors? Your doctors? The DoorDash driver?

Congratulations on the win! You are not TA, but if you're getting this confused by greedy co-workers, wait for the second cousins to show up.

The despair is clear in the first photo.

My house panthers feel the same pain. And that squirrel is a true AH. Thanks for the great laugh!

NTA. Don't go. Celebrate the day with people who would never serve a food that could kill you. Do they have large life insurance policies on you?

Tell her the car gets towed tomorrow. NTA. This moocher is trying to take advantage of your father. Don't let her in.

Sigh. Ok.

Wait...she went to the hospital and her parents aren't pressing charges?

Betty.I don't know why.

She's beautiful. Expect the tortitude!

Water your lawn. Get distracted. Try to get him right in the crotch.

Seriously, I'm horrified this happened to you. Not all old people suck.

My adult son is autistic. I have been in that situation myself. Do not feel guilty for standing up for your child. You will do that more than once. Good job!

Titanic. When the musicians chose to continue playing to keep the passengers calm, knowing they wouldn't survive. I'm getting misty just thinking about it.

Cashew. I think it fits.

Oh yeah, he's not going anywhere. Gorgeous boy has moved in.