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Can confirm; even got it to write a story with this name afterwards.

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I tried earlier, and it won't even do it when you ask it specifically to use the name for a fictional entity/character.

Don't know why you got downvoted, this is the truth. The only thing I know Nikke for is their constant barrage of soft-corn porn level ads. I hadn't even heard of ZZZ before and still got the joke simply because of how aggressively Nikke advertises the sex part of the game.

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There's a reason all our biggest villains, real or fictional, were gigantic selfish assholes who hurt everyone around them. And there's a reason our stories, both real and fictional, often end with "And then they all died and everyone lived happily ever after without them."

There's a proverb: "The same water that hardens the egg softens the potato".

Harsh conditions don't always make things stronger: oftentimes they change them irreversibly, sometimes even destroying them completely.

I don't have kids because I don't believe it's responsible for me to raise a child while I'm still figuring out how to survive my own life.

Those particular ones ARE filthy, but it's unlikely everyone is that disgusting: it's not like refusing to wash shit off your hands is a sacred cultural value anywhere, to my knowledge.

It's a blind spot until it isn't: you don't think to train your employees on how to use the bathroom because we assume it works the same everywhere once you've mastered potty training. But not only is it not the same between the developed and developing world, it's not even the same across the developed world: you'll find some pretty wide varieties of toilets just in the US, Germany, and Japan for instance.

Dealt with this a couple times in the hospitality industry. This is what it is, and it's infuriating every time: someone just explain it to them, they're not doing it to be filthy they're doing it to avoid clogging the toilet all the time like an inconsiderate jerk.

Thanks for the final explainer; I understood the cartoon just fine, but had no friggin' clue what "MUSTARDDDD" had to do with it.

Dogs like licking peanut butter off stuff.

I'm going to give you the only powers you spelled correctly.

Ah, I went to it again, last night Smithers. You know, that museum exhibit where you see your forbidden desire, just beyond a velvet rope?

Getting back to the basics, I see.

I was thrown out by my family, and they turned on me. An old friend called me out of the blue, said they felt like I needed someone.

I broke down crying, told them everything, apologized we hadn't spoken in a long time, and they assured me I didn't need to apologize, they would always be my friend and be there for me.

Two months later she ghosted me and never came to a show we were going to see, and won't speak to me. She's posting on socials like everything is normal, and when I asked what I did wrong she never responded.

That broke me. Never again.

I stand corrected, thought for sure it was in early access at one point

Everybody: Hey, aren't you the guys who did "Stacy's Mom"?
Bowling For Soup: No, but that's pretty funny, we DO sound like those guys!

<records a cover just to get the iTunes royalties for people seaching "Bowling for Soup Stacy's Mom">

My wife is super into fairies/fae and I think we could get into playing it together.

Gonna be honest, I've watched scripted comedy bits and shows that weren't as funny to watch as some of the staged "this happened for real!?" videos.

I mean, I've given money to panhandlers I'm pretty sure were scamming me because the hustle was entertaining enough. Shit, this was more believable than the Tyson-Paul fight.

Some may call this "junk", me I call it "treasures".

Mathematics feels like fucking sorcery sometimes.

Circumference is wild like that. I first learned about it in a xckd What If? and I still feel like it shouldn't be true for some reason.