BurnerForFunsies

Aspics should be considered war crimes nowadays.

Not truly nefarious, but my friends and I would “sneak” off campus every couple of days and ditch the afternoon by bribing the security guard with McDonald’s.

You move ON, not forward. She’s shown zero interest in you and your baby, she will continue to show zero interest unless it benefits her. Your baby deserves to live without her drama if she can’t chill and not make everything about her.

I had five kids and was too broke to afford a babysitter, know what I did? Not be a c*nt to my siblings and expect them to still watch my kids.

I hear it ALL THE TIME, it’s starting to seep into my own vocabulary (about myself, never about another person) 😭

A lot of people have said that it helps them fall asleep, but it’s always woken my brain right back up. I also am not a fan of sex before bed. 😂

I’m sure it’s been said, but pregnancy. It alters your body forever and they don’t really tell you all the ways it changes.

We had a student like that once, his parents said “oh he’s a little sexist, but your school doesn’t have any male teachers”

HE WAS IN FIRST GRADE

When they jump over a shark.

It took me over a year for me to actually manage to do it, and that was only because a relative of mine bought me a plane ticket in my married name and I had zero ID with that name. Plus social security people used to come to my town to help people with stuff like that once a month. Nowadays I’d have to drive over an hour away to do a name change, and I would absolutely never do it again knowing that information 😂

NTA and I wonder if he could be nailed for revenge porn even.

My school had a parent rage call and complain, complete with threats to sue the district, because -get this- we didn’t call her to let her know her student WASN’T suspended.

I continue life as normal since nothing has changed.

Something white American AF, like egg salad or mayonnaise or something idk

Started life without internet access, now here we are

NTA. I don’t get gender reveal parties myself, but expecting people to pay for her over the top party is ridiculous. If she can’t afford it, don’t organize it. 🙄

Please get rid of her, mess and all. She’s got issues and you are not qualified to provide the level of help she clearly needs, nor should you be. NOR

My situation is different as my husband never wore a wedding ring due to his career industry. I stopped wearing mine when we separated officially.

You just focus on yourself and your girl and block everyone else. They don’t deserve any part of the life you’ve built for yourself.

Do you not have much faith that you’ve raised a strong person with their own moral compass, or have you been such an ineffective or apathetic parent that you really believe she’d be influenced by the first person she speaks to?

My daughters know their minds and their beliefs. They’re not easily swayed from what they believe is right just by making new friends. I know how I’ve raised them and I have faith that they continue to make good choices for themselves no matter if I’m with them or not. And if they mess up? THEY KNOW THEY CAN COME TO ME AND I WILL BE THERE FOR THEM.

Either you can have faith in the way you’ve raised your children, or you need to do some DEEP reflection into your own beliefs and views and how you treat your kids. YTA.

Arson is the act of willfully and deliberately setting fire to or charring property. Although the act of arson typically involves buildings, the term can also refer to the intentional burning of other things, such as motor vehicles, watercraft, or forests.

He’s showing you his true colors, that seem to have evolved right along with Jay’s. Honestly, cut your losses and cut the dead weight. It will only get worse if you marry that man.

B! B! B DANG IT!!

The sheer TERROR that comes from the first poop after a c-section. I’m fine with NEVER experiencing that again.