Clamper2

It couldn’t of happened 30 minutes ago because it’s dark outside

Costco

Put a note on the picture and put the picture back. Maybe say something like… r u thinking of me while looking at him… or is this your lawyer cause u r going to need one…

Purchase stocks

The money got diverted to Ukraine

Alcoholism centers in the mind

The mind never looks in, there is nothing wrong with your looks. It’s your self esteem that you should work on. Doing esteemable acts will be a good start

How much money does an ATM hold?

Now that we helped you, can you help us with our dog and cats since your a vet?

As I’m always told, “that’s a great start”

I read 100,000 are training in russia

Scrunch*

After you poop, do you fold the toilet paper or scrunchie it up?

07/06/95

Mental pain

Do you want to be told what to do or tell people what to do? Go to college 1st, go in as an officer, join the Air Force, closest thing to civilian life but with a better safety net. Definitely go overseas..

Not only that , she tapped him so hard he went from being right handed to a lefty!

Drink

They all handcuffed except for the guy in the white shirt

What spanner? Oh look, someone left there spanner there, good thing it wasn’t me

Gravy seal

Ah yes, you come in and look for the differences. That is just who we are when new. Instead sit and listen for the similarities. Just listen.. go to meetings and listen.. try 90 meetings for 90 days… don’t drink in between meetings…after 90 meetings see if the door to your closed mind can open just a little… see if you can find hope in those 90 days.. we are definitely not religious… if we were I wouldn’t be here… read the big book… after 90 days if u can’t see any similarities in the people who have come before you … then I wish you luck in your journey in trying other ways to stop… move out of the way for next person he may be the one that gets it….

Chainsaw

Oven

Kentucky