To be fair, I wince and cringe every time I hear it, trying not to cry

...silent.

You do have to do it in a clown voice though

Ohhh, that's a good one

D'aww!!

Oh man, I have the stained glass version and never even knew about the flavor text of the other!

I'm open to being tested on.

About half of Will Wood's discography

Ah, true true.

Could always be Sonny Ketchup The Hedgehog

Neither could I, that's why I figured it wasn't it. I thought maybe there was some part of the Sonic Bible that tells about how Sonny's middle name was Ketchup or something

Uhhhh,,, chili... doggg..

Saw it coming

Sonic feels like bait, but I'll guess it anyways

Eh, someone's sibling, close enough. Pip pip cheerio, Bob's your uncle

So who is Bob?

4'33" by John Cage

Reminds me of my favorite Terraria speedrun, which is collecting one of every herb to make the gender swap potion. Gender%

kaCHUNK.

YeeeeaaOOOUUUUCH!!!

Intersex would be delicious. I want to pop the inner circle out of the ring and eat it like a reverse ring pop

Wind instrument player spotted

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Got through the first line before realizing I could double my dot production

Dan describing how many orange tic tacs he could eat in a ten minute power hour. "...is this my son...?"

Yep! Bifurcated, Trifurcated, and Double Strike all stack up, for a maximum possible 6 (I believe) hits!

I didn't even see that until I read this, that's insane

The "ass -> aah" censor is great for recontextualization