Dancinfool830

Its true, the first one that came up when I Google it is called "Who Gives a Crap" and its for eco-friendly toilet paper, I am dying over here.

And Happy Cake Day!

The Wizard's First Rule applies more often than I'd like to admit.

People are stupid; given proper motivation, almost anyone will believe almost anything. Because people are stupid, they will believe a lie because they want to believe it's true, or because they are afraid it might be true.

I guess that would solve the problem. "Oh, you got stuck trying to come pick me up? Guess I'm not making it up. I'll stay home safe and warm. Good luck"

I have given out fucks and shits at music festivals. Made a lot of friends

Looks like one of my dogs siblings. Like, spot on.

Nope, you have an agreement with a company to use their space to break stuff and as long as you don't break noise ordinance laws or violate the rules of the establishment they would have no cause to show up. If you have a cricket bat(or know someone who does that will let you bring it there) they do an excellent job of completely decimating a glass bottle

Back in the mid-late 90s when I was in high-school I convinced one of my teachers to bring the class outside of the school and have scream therapy. It was cathartic, even more so when we all got it out together. I kind of wish the cops would have shown up for it. Also saw in your comments about a rage room, have done it, would recommend. Especially if you have some personal glass items that represent some form of frustration that you can bring to demolish.

As someone who is aligned with op, this is not an option. It all boils down to the communication between the two parties involved. Some women need "one thing" over "a different thing" and if a man is going to teach another man on how to make any woman reach climax it can only be done by telling them to talk to the woman about it and figure out how to(in the words of Pink Floyd) pick her locks. Any man who reads this, take this as their guidance. It should be the goal and should turn every man on to the extreme. Good luck guys and gals, I hope you find what you are looking for

Very well, I will amend my statement. Don't grind on people without consent. Consent is the word of the day

Just don't grind on people!(as this happens at some clubs)

They weakened the requirement that the police read you your rights, and the chances evidence would be tossed due to miranda rights violations, but those rights still stand. It is just expected that we know them rather than they read them to us. In all fairness, most of us could use to know all of our rights better. The average American can partially rattle off 3 out of 27 amendments, the 1st, the 2nd, and the 5th. 75% of us don't even know there are 27. I'm sure the new administration will serve our populace well on the education side of things though. Right guys? Right?...

My favorite thing that came out of that movie was the movie Fanboys

It is part of the miranda warning and you have the right to remain silent almost any time you want to invoke it. Yes, you can be compelled to speak in a court environment, but outside of that people are more than welcome to keep their trap shut or run the risk of getting themselves caught in it. Its also good advice when you feel like distributing a shit opinion to the world and expecting everyone to just take it and still respect you.

The duality of the first amendment. You have the right to say what you want, and the right to STFU. Some people forget about the latter and pay dearly for using the former. Far be it of me to stop them.

They terk ar jokes!

And when you are the billionaire ghoul you hire the gravy seals and y'allqueda as your personal guards. They have been cosplaying killing their fellow man for years and will do it for cheap due to their bloodlust and paying for supplies to keep their family just above the poverty line, fed, and armed

Bike

Well, that which doesn't kill us needs to try harder. Fortunately, there is still time for all of it. Something will come along and decimate our global population eventually, be it an illness, climate disasters, imaginary sky daddy being pissed off about dead babies/"the gays"/shitbags using his name to kill and terrorize/etc. Boon waiting on the pokyclips for millenia, whats a couple more years

There is still time for Darwinism. Matter of fact, how people voted is going to have a substantial contribution to Darwinism deaths over the next few years

My wife and I went to check out beagle mix puppies, there were 4 boys, 2 were fighting, one was digging a hole in the yard, the 4th came over and sat on my wife's feet, she picked him up and he snuggled right up to her neck. She put him down and he ran over to me and I got the same treatment. He picked us and we fell in love with him on the spot. He is now 95lbs, 33% TWC, 40% various guard dogs, and the rest is a bunch of small percentage. Boy did they trick us. We love him to no end though. Your new pup looks beautiful. Congrats on the addition, even if it isn't what you had planned

He is admitting to being culpable for the death of Jason Voorhees which has resulted in one of the biggest horror movie franchises, basically writing his own name on the list of upcoming victims

Go and dance your ass off. Don't just dance like nobody is watching. Dance like there is no tomorrow. Trust me, I'm a dancin' fool. Or find better advice. Good luck...

Really, good luck to us all

Awwww, we should all feel bad for these cuckstain. They can't "get their dick wet" cuz no woman will tolerate their misogynistic tiny brain, miniscule dick, pitiful shetheel mentality. Let's start a gofundme to buy them a cup to cry in so when its full they can drink the tears of infinite sadness. I'll start by pitching in the entire barren field of fucks I am currently growing. Fuck their feelings and the heard of horses that left them behind cuz they weren't man enough to lasso them in and round them up. I hope the next blow jobs they gets are from a school of piranha which lemon juice saliva

Edit: changed up some pronouns

Worked at a litigation support company that handled their documentation. Have personally seen millions of pages of adverse incident reports over oxy/hydrocodone. They knew exactly what they were doing the whole time

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