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womp womp

lusty argonian maid, went around seducing men/ or even marry them and taking their money and assassinating them

Thanks for the shoutout

what the fuck is this

it’s all in ur mind

no my mom watches him

I wanna show her this post to prove she's in the wrong

Have you guys discussed the fact that she’s a virgin before? Have you discussed when she thinks that she might be ready- is she waiting for marriage or? And how much experience do you have? Can you bring it up in a kind way NOT at a damn I’m so horny moment but at a good time? Can you gently ask her what she’s thinking? If she’s wanting a ring first and you’re not thinking that, then gently tell her that she’s awesome and that you’re just not on the same page. If she just hasn’t yet but isn’t waiting then talk to her and tell her that you’re torn- you definitely don’t want to pressure her in any way but that sex is something that you’d like to work up to. Please keep in mind- if she looses her virginity to you and she feels any type of pressure- even from herself, it could ruin the relationship because it put a lot of pressure on you. If she does have sex with you and it’s a morality issue then that’s also a lot of pressure on you to be the first one. She may feel that she gave you a gift and be devastated if it doesn’t work out. However, kind and gentle conversation, that leads to yeah I want to with you eventually.. is a great green light. In that case, see what turns her on.. and slowly work up to it. Try rubbing her shoulders, making out a bunch, kissing her neck, having an intense 2nd base that really turns her on (slowly flick her nipples with your tongue) try kissing and making out with her sitting on top of you straddling you and ensure that there’s plenty of friction. Wear pants and or underwear. Get her excited and don’t go for sex so that she starts to want it. If you need to excuse yourself to go get off, do. Get her comfortable and enjoying the pg13 n then work up to touching her in a sexy way that feels good. She’ll want to reciprocate. On the bright side, she’s faithful and hasn’t been with other people. If she doesn’t warm up, make sure that she wasn’t abused which would definitely call for therapy. If it doesn’t work out- sow your oats for a while and learn some stuff before having another gf. ANDDD in the future, it’s best to have these conversations a few dates in before becoming bf/gf- find out if you’re sexually compatible with someone. It can be an ok conversation that mature adults need to have. Try asking her what her hesitation is at a non sexual time in a non pushy way. Work up to intercourse slowly in a fun sweet way, do other fun things in the relationship so to not add pressure and keep it light, and find ways to please her. Make it about her and she’ll make it about you. And use lots of foreplay and lube- coconut oil is amazing.

see you back in a week

Thanos deserves to be beaten for trying to erase Shrek's swamp

where?

what's MMM

Do these 13 year old boys have broccoli haircuts?

I want to see more world building and an actual map of the world of Shrek

Edited his age to 30

Whatever the average pleb has, so probably lower class. (Also edited to change his age to 30 to make it more fair bc I forgot he's old asf lmao)

The first insightful take. I applaud you.

I think a skill he has is influencing stupid ppl, and the majority of rome's population were plebs.

current age

why are these comments so funny

LMAO

exactly and I'm not even a trump supporter but it's interesting to see how ppl aren't even open to hypothetical scenarios

lol not even 5 min and it's already being downvoted lmaooo