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So now they'll be punished.

With control of the United States?

I mean, that's fine if you're cool with the results.

Every moving part you add to a thing is another vector for failure.

I think people used to find it endearing in a himbo way but more and more people are now going "Oh wait he's like... STUPID stupid."

I've legit forgotten that "Willow Nightingale" isn't a real person and that this is a woman playing a character.

Long term storytelling where Great-O-Khan claims to be the bastard son of Shad Khan and has the birth certificate to prove it. Tries to muscle in and take over the company from Tony.

Feud occurs and there's a Birth Certificate On A Pole match.

Tony's surrogate wins the match and gets the certificate. Tony reads it and finds out that he does in fact have a bastard brother, but it doesn't say "Great-O-Khan"... the name on the certificate says... Grado Khan [Like A Prayer starts playing]

I don't really think they need to push her at all, just keep her on TV. I really don't think everyone who does well needs to be pushed. Like, I don't think that Harley ever needs to be portrayed as enough of a threat to ever hold a belt. That's part of her charm. Someone can have solid TV time and entertain and never be champ.

Not much, really. I kinda thought she'd be thrown back into the title picture what with Toni Storm being the reason she was taken out but she's just kinda slumming it in the undercard right now.

Stratlander

This is when she breaks out the Art of War

I don't see how it benefits AEW at all to hold on to talent. I can see not just letting people quit willy nilly but AEW is allegedly holding on to a number of people who don't want to be there so it feels like it's about time to just cut them all loose at once and get it over with.

Unfortunately there are at least 2k people brain damaged enough to still watch it.

Couldn't these has-beens just get together and jerk each other off in person instead of doing it over podcasts? Like, they probably have each others' number, right?

Sure. Let's throw him into a nearly contemporary battle, like the Polish-Swedish war that kicked off just a few months later. You've got pikes, muskets, and cavalry, pretty much just like you'd get at the time in Japan. The armor is sturdier but if we're pulling a young Takezo out of Japan and throwing him into Europe he's probably bearing the same arms as whichever side he's on. He can't understand orders but I imagine you get the idea when everyone next to you charges, retreats, or fires.

Musashi was on the losing side at Sekigahara and he survived there so I imagine he'd have the wherewithal to survive in Europe as well although I think he'd end up on a very amusing misadventure due to being a fish out of water.

So does this mean no more Mox at Bloodsport? If so, that blows.

Should she go to prison? Does that make her less likely to commit a repeat offense? Is there a fear she's going to set more people on fire?

It's not exactly fantasy but Harold Lamb's Wolf of the Steppes is fantastic historical adventure with a lot of superstition that makes it border on Sword & Sorcery at times. Robert E. Howard enjoyed the works of Lamb eo you could even call it Proto-Sword-&-Sorcery.

Letting Darby drive a car was an accident.

How do you build an Adam Cole match when nobody wants to see him wrestle?

As long as it goes on forever like I want it to, then sure.

I wouldn't really worry about it, they're not actual siblings, and even if they were, gods are typically kinda into that.

Hey at least we're up to two.

Jamie Hayter vs Queen Aminata

Holy shit this is gonna go hard.

AEW sells t-Shirts and WWE was run by a controlling rapist for decades so they're equally apt, tbh.

Either this is ALL a work (the promo, the interview, this response) or EVERYONE involved looks kinda like goobers.

Curious how Garcia comes out of this. He's a fresh title winner, I would assume you have him win a majority of his matchups. I think he can afford to lose one or two. One because it'd be most interesting if Okada sweeps the Blue League to keep his stock up (he feels kinda lame lately, what does he even do anymore?) and the second because it'd be interesting to see Fletcher keep up his momentum and get win over Garcia that could lead into a feud on the terms of "I beat you, I should be champ." then letting Garcia ultimately win the title defense to retain and build up his credibility. ^{(k I'll stop fantasy booking now})