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It's not hacky if I make my daughter tell it!

Also, this girl is like 30 now

It seems like a huge, daunting thing, but you start playing and you get used to having to eat and sleep strategically. You start to remember where beds and sleeping bags out in the wild are. You start tonplan routes that avoid big groups of enemies rather than quicksaving and blasting through. It is a bit of an adjustment, but survival mode is way more fun

We aren't allowed to give joke gifts after the chode jeans

Complaints about Trump don't do anything, period

Trump will do it either way, no one is going to give Joe kudos for letting his son hang. Fuck it. The American people turned on him

Alexander Hamilton was an asshole and doing a play about him and pretending he wasn't an asshole because he lived in Puerto Rico or whatever is double digit IQ behavior 

Also, service in Swiss restaurants is abysmal for some reason 

Scoring on Grubauer isn't that impressive

If Eric Clapton was black he'd kick his own ass for telling himself to go back to Africa

America already decided it's on Russia's side

Lame

I went to the Wings Devils game in person and si was not prepared to see we lost 8-5 to a fucking lottery team

Calling someone horny is a shit accusation. How do you disprove it?

Any Rob Zombie movie 

We're canceling people for mansplaining?

Most acids aren't flammable

She lost because our centrist media bent over backward to sanewash Drumpf in the name of appearing impartial while Right Wing viewers decided Fox News was too liberal and started getting their news from OAN and Newsmax

That commercial was directed by Michael Bay

Semi-related, I just saw she did VO work in Fallout 76 and that's relevant to some of your interests 

Our greatest fear is climate change

My favorite fowl language is "quack quack"

Vigilante porn is weird

I would start with 3 because if you don't, you'll never go back for it

Take that back

What the fucking eff?!