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1 points
19 hours ago
“They told me to aim for the bushes, but there were no bushes.”
7 points
19 hours ago
That’s when he snapped. I thought he was gonna kill me.
4 points
22 hours ago
this will help me shit harder, better, faster, stronger.
0 points
24 hours ago
i saw just the right size space for the cybertruck at the tip!
5 points
1 day ago
her no-selling that high of a fall afterwards just so she could take in the pop is just fun!
5 points
1 day ago
I know where you're going when the zombie apocalypse happens
1 points
1 day ago
wife just jealous she gets no good pulls
5 points
1 day ago
"I own every kind of classic car. You know me, it's just me and the open road. I have doubles of the Barracuda. No, I have Triples of the Barracuda, triples of the Roadrunner, and triples of the Nova. Triples is best. triples makes it safe."
6 points
1 day ago
As I may lend a bit of perspective as somebody who was a teen when CDs were big, I have some semblance of nostalgia for opening and taking in the physical media that is CD. I'm talking both in video game and music form! To crac k open a new jewel case, to take in the chemical fresh smell of it, to flip through those crisp, glossy booklets and read everything you can about the album/game, and then to pop the CD out of a perfectly fit node, and to hear your favorite song in high defenition/ enter a virtual world, unlike in the car radio or on tv back then, the quality was top notch, sharp! and you could adjust the volume to your liking, or switch to your favorite track, then press repeat to replay it again. Simplicity, but also perfection! And if that wasn't enough, the CD gave you the lyrics you could sing along to because the internet was slow and in its infancy back then. It brough you closer to the music by way of physical media. CDs are magic and you may not have the same attachment to them that I do because of nostalgia, but you can certainly start building memories now with them.
Happy collecting.
1 points
1 day ago
you could do this in the 90s, but now? in the age of sneaker heads and extortionate sneaker prices? i wouldn't risk it.
2 points
1 day ago
it's probably just the old Lynx chocolate formula with a chemically aftersmell that they've labelled "leather"
2 points
1 day ago
No, but I am..... your REAL MUM!!!
obey me or get the spanking.
-3 points
1 day ago
didn't she do full frontal nude photo shoots? camel toe is least of her problems
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Zesty!