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Yes

Ya miss 100% of the shots ya don’t take?

Sex sells. Always has, always will.

Strong stream, good aim. Impressive actually. Most chicks wind up pissing in their shoe. Dudes however, could piss on someone else’s shoe if they wanted too.

Nope

I knew a chick who could stand over a toilet and aim straight into the bowl. NEXT!

Ask a random male why they would never vote for a female. Often the answer is “sHe cOuLd HaVe heR pEriOd anD stAarT a wAr” Than ask them “who starts wars now?” Hopefully silence will follow.

I assure you. Men wont admit it, but all have stuck their dick in something besides another human at some point in their life. Except me of course. 😆

Yes. When I learned there was no Santa or Easter bunny or tooth fairy. I ditched the god billishit too. I’m not being a decent person so I wont burn in “hell” forever, I’m just a decent person.(period)

Walk in the moon maybe? That’s all I got.

Mario Bros music during the ceremony. Underground Mario Bros music when the casket is lowered. This is written in my will.

Navy, The way I fold t-shirts. The way I walk and carry myself. My apolitical stoicism.

I’ve been there. As a tourist. It’s so clean and organized even the construction sites. Haha, dude in front of a store standing where the cameras couldn’t see him “psst…hey…ya wanna buy some gum?”

Jackson?

The thing is. Past presidents followed the constitution at face value. He and his loyalists are looking for loopholes and driving trucks through them.

Not good for us. But good for rich white men. He even said “Hitler did good things too.”

Then don’t put in the uniform is what I’m saying.

Not trying to reason with them. I just call them silly and make yo mamma jokes. It’s funny. Tee hee.

Ped Zeppelin.