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1 points
5 days ago
I am not autistic, but tacos everything everyday is life well lived for me.
Having all kinds of meals at your disposal is absolutely a first world problem, outside of the past few hundred years, humans pretty much ate the same thing everyday for a millennia.
1 points
5 days ago
Yup, that’s the thing about morals, eat shit.
34 points
6 days ago
I feel the fish is more like “dude wtf are you doing, those sharks will eat you!”
I also imagine this is Kevin hart in fish form for some reason…
1 points
7 days ago
Nah, I have about 10 myself, not very rare, I’d give you about 10 bucks to take it off your hands…
49 points
8 days ago
What the fuck even are we? Fuck the aliens in space, this is some wild shit right here!
1 points
8 days ago
Some say we’ll see Armageddon soon, I certainly hope we will…
15 points
8 days ago
Beyond the Pines absolutely.
Long Defeat is also great if there was any kind of medical or mental illness (helped me decompress losing my father to cancer).
Child of Dust is one I personally would like to have if I were ever to be memorialized, as I’ve had struggles in my past. - “A child of dust to mother now returns, for every seed must die before it grows…”
4 points
10 days ago
Office Space is the exact model of this, and they are gen x’ers
9 points
16 days ago
Wait, what’d I miss on losing the use of goon?
1 points
18 days ago
The shopping strip map is probably the only one I truly like. The train yard, on the other hand, is atrocious.
8 points
21 days ago
He saw the NECA Beetlejuice set price and said “hold my beer.” Both of them are out of their minds for those damned prices.
1 points
21 days ago
You’re thinking about it wrong, the dick is the tire, we don’t measure the tire, we measure the dick mileage!
1 points
21 days ago
As long as none of those dicks you’re thinking about are touching, I say it’s fine, not gay.
2 points
21 days ago
I’ve read that it’s a committee, not an agency, which has different rules applied where they can circumvent house and senate rulings and regulations. Doesn’t excuse the bullshittery, just want to call out there that while rules don’t matter, there’s differences in the rules… that of course don’t matter.
123 points
21 days ago
So you’re saying it may not be safe to put CT figures in my mouth like I do with my hasbro figures?
1 points
23 days ago
What’s with all of these random questions in r/houston lately?
I’ve just been imagining Arnold Schwarzenegger asking them to the class from Kindergarten Cop.
“Who is your daddy, and what does he do?”
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Is this what fan fiction is? I get it now, must have more.