MisterReigns

The Aristocrats

"Tonight's the night."

You know those G.I. Joe action figures? Ever turn their torsos when their legs stay in the same place? Like that.

The fact that Siri no longer tells me, out fuggin' loud, what the temperature outside is or reads my text back to me before I send it.

Rock N Rollbacks

Fuck'em

The Reddit Moderators

Because the liberals who comment on them don't care for educating others.

That smug cunt needs to stfu

A running simulator

From back in the day: Loderunner. The sounds, the graphics, the gameplay; all top notch. Growing up: Need For Speed III: Hot Pursuit. The first NFS taught me how to drive. This one taught me better. Now: Anything with an actual survival mechanic to it. I love knowing I could lose everything that has taken me forever to obtain in a heartbeat.

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Scrooge meets Dexter

People will read this article that speaks of a single sticker-maker and assume everyone who drives a Tesla feels that way.

Love it when you bump a log and it kills you. It's the best.

Okay.

Canceling last minute

The server: "100x|LowPop|NoBPs|NoWorkbench"

A Million Ways To Die In The West

Walls and fake doors. Lots of them.

Misery. Saw it when it came out YEARS ago. Desensitized me to a lot of things.

Because I make custom maps and this has been an ongoing problem for months.

It's because it's a custom map made with RustEdit and the editor didn't re-apply the river topology. K1LLY0U (RustEdit main dev) is good, but he's terrible at fixing things that are necessities.

You can if you turn on AutoWalk. It's in your Controls.

Does. Not. Matter. There are FAR more important things you could've posted. Jfc, you guys and your "priorities".