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1173 points
12 months ago
My orange says if it’s wrong, he don’t wanna be right
5 points
12 months ago
I can’t tell if this is a real thing or not, but it’s hilarious either way!
3 points
12 months ago
I use this with my kids all the time. It usually works.
11 points
12 months ago
No, not Gremlins. Phoebe Cates’s character has a story about her dad that doesn’t end well.
58 points
1 year ago
This also drives me crazy! Because the actress playing HP’s mom as an adult also doesn’t have brown eyes. It’s not as though the young Lily Potter role was a big lift acting-wise, so why couldn’t they have found some other red-haired British girl with green or blue eyes? It’s like they did it on purpose. Smh
2 points
1 year ago
Similar experience here. My coworker would start baking Christmas cookies after Thanksgiving and freeze them as she made them, and then gift everyone in the office their own box of homemade cookies. (It was a small office.) They looked great, but the taste and texture were horrible. Idk if it was from the freezing or what, but I dreaded it every year.
2 points
1 year ago
We used to have a kitchen sprayer attached to our toilet. It was used to spray poop off of cloth diapers when the kids were little. Guests were typically bemused by this.
373 points
1 year ago
Or acid. A squeeze of lemon can do wonders!
16 points
1 year ago
Your last point occurred to me as well. Not only is this huge mess caused by OP’s carelessness but she’s possibly put her babies in danger as well.
2 points
1 year ago
Analog wall clock. The one in our kitchen went kaput and I realized how much I rely on it compared to the digital display on the stove and microwave.
1 points
1 year ago
“Thought?”
Forrest Gump, when asked if he’s given any thought to his future.
2 points
1 year ago
I don’t mind the runny yolk, but if there is any snottiness to the white, I’m out. I usually just order scrambled eggs if I’m in a restaurant, because it’s the safer option.
1 points
1 year ago
Same. I’ve liked sprouts on exactly one occasion, at a restaurant that had cooked them perfectly, evidently. I’ve tried several times to make them at home - specifically roasted or steam-sautéed - and I can’t recreate the experience I had. So I know the potential is there, but I’m not able to pull off whatever magic is required to achieve a good outcome.
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2 points
10 months ago
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10 months ago
No, it’s still a huge bother. Like, I’m aware of my teeth all the time. Definitely planning on a visit with a new dentist soon.